Post

basically

including you im assuming

even tho i didnt do anything wrong

bro

hm?

lmfao yeah

ofc you do, even tho i treated you well, i might as well be done treating ppl nice

bro i on god do not give two fucks whether you be nice to anyone or not

its none of my business anymore

i know but you dont gotta be mean as hell to me when i didnt do nothing

i already have a new fucking bf and i couldnt give two fucks about you anymore ngl

oh no!

is someone sensitive?

nope

idc, it just proves a point to me

then stop whining 🙄

now how about you leave me alone

what point 🙄

your tryna create drama

🍿

nope, you asked a question and i answered it

you didnt HAVE to respond

eyyy wade wsg

heya wade

Wsg guys

Battle of the Exes I see

im not looking for trouble

yeah, he dont know how to handle his emotions, even tho nobody gives two fucks 😔

im perfectly fine

sure mr "lemme sharpen my dagger, bc i wunna kms"

i dont, im a masachist, i like physical pain

“a person who derives sexual gratification from being subjected to physical pain or humiliation : an individual given to masochism.”

and i cant control my damn life, i cant help that half my family is fucking gone

you point?

i dont see it?

well, thats 1 way of it

That’s the definition

yeah, learn to fucking spell retard.

its just pain in general

Dude that’s the literal definition of the word..

i know but i like pain in general

my guy that fucked up

and we do not

CARE

anyways wade, howve you been

Like the thought of pain turns you on or you want someone to break into your room and best you with a crowbar?

LMFAO too upset and tender to acknowledge me.

wade my guy

eh, smth like that, it doesnt turn me on, i just like the blood dripping out

Pretty good

good to hear

Did someone say "Dagger"?

Geezus Krist.

nah, just not important

Speak of the devil and he shall appear!

yep, hello.

Kys

heya dagger

FUCKING FR

FINALLY COMMON SENSE

Being edgy isn't a substitute for a personality.

damn, i cant help what i like, and i dont even do it anymore

Now, I may be edgy, but you're the entire corner.

IDEFK

idfk, why did you

you were desperate asf i don wunna hear it

How’s Chloe btw? She still alive?

yea, shes been better tho

And of course, he has one of his gay MKUltra cartoons as a profile picture.

Well I still don’t have an answer for her question

nah we all fucking know chloe and braden are the same fucker

helluva boss? its bc my friends wanted me to do this with them

friends?

its prob fine

haha he got jokes

shes asleep

wtf

I’ll probably come up with one eventually

yea, maybe

"Helluva boss?" Oh so it's a satanist show, that makes it sooooooo much better.

nah, we all fuckin know dude.

If she asks tell her he’s still thinking.

shes not though

yo wade

So not only are you watching psychedelic cartoons they're also satanist.

alr

I watched the first episode of Hazbin Hotel and that’s it.

like you and her talk the same, and have the same grammatical mistakes. Im not fucking dumb, you goddamn retard.

see through like goddamn glass.

damn say hi back

its funny, im not a satinost

If they’re the same person…I regret so much..SHIT CAS

its so obvious.

B

she hasnt even been on in a month

Wsg

I saw the thumbnail that and immediately knew it was fagshit for edgy twittards/tumblrinas. Why the hell would you watch it?

UR SEEING IT NOW ARENT U

my god shes not

About as funny as a horse getting sawed in half.

how u been

ill ask her for a picture of her when she wakes up

Idk saw a Film Theory on it and it was popular, also that song about Alastor was catchy so I watched the first episode. But it’s kinda gay.

kinda?

shes usually fucking busy

Kek

lets hope it dont look like you

MATPAT

sure, busy cutting herself.

my god. you assume everything dontcha

>kinda It's literally designed to turn autists gay.

One cool thing is that Alastor talks like an old recording. So that’s all I can think of rn.

yessir\

MATPAT YESSSSS

nah, maybe i should share what you look like on here?

This was like 3 years ago

no, shes not even been on the internet bc of her cheer

anyway since y'all ignoring me imma leave

cya

Idk what either of I look like

Night Amy!

AMY there you are.

i know, im just gonna prove a point if you dont believe me

Let's party

bro how did you not notice me

lol

It’s party time! P,A,R,T, why? Because I gotta!

oh! cheer! i do not give two fucks my guy

I was busy setting some gasoline on fire.

sigma W

I wanna help!

you changed alot

WAIT

hi

You didn't let me finish.

Online relationships fuck upmpeo

hey scooter

okk

I was busy setting some gasoline on fire...

no shit

to burn a wooden effigy of you.

hi wade

i didnt change, you just never got to know me

ah

i see

Braden

I definitely wanna help!

for once

i'm flattered

DAAAAAAAAMN COLD AS FUUCK

That's why I said "let's party!"

actually shut the fuck up when people tell you too

So much for a hiatus?

you never told me abt you at all

We need to do it more.

indeed

cuz you never FUCKING ASKED

Cold as ice.

We didnt need too

who shall we burn next

donut no, sorry but no

ALL YOU SAID WAS SHIT LIKE "MOMMY" AND "NGL IM KINDA HORNY"

Let's build one of Madi.

wha-

based

Yeeeeeeee

yeah dont think much of it im just here to defend cass

let

SHOULD I PULL UP CHATS BRADEN?

us commence

CUZ I GOT SS

I remain neutral because my bag of fucks is empty.

"Mommy" t. inbred hillbilly.

Yes please!

yee.

he said he would let me dom him

DONUT

fine ill fucking go

no cause honestly you piss of everyone here, we are all sick of your shit no one really cares Dagger has some VERY valid points

good

goddamn

YES DAGGER

ttyl wade

I swear if Braden and Chloe are the same person I’m gonna throw up…again

Which Dagger!??!

There are like, 20 of us.

like

Peace

again, ill show you a picture of her tomorrow if she lets me

better hope and pray it was then

U I think? Idk ur family tree is so weird lol

BROS GUNNA LOOK UP A PICTURE

Listen, if someone has a "mommy" kink, they are not a real man, and they are also mentally ill.

BROS GUNNA LOOK UP A PICTURE

"violent dagger" WHO DO U THINK YOU OBVIOUSLY UR THE ONE ONLINE

BROS GUNNA LOOK UP A PICTURE

fr

nope

When did I say that

didnt say you did say tht

dw i have a originality picture finder,

🍿

for fucks sakes man just go oh my fucking god

add cinnamon sugar

You think this is funny?

why the fuck are you still hereeeee

Because...

IT IS!!!!

YO WADE

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

U ON UWU RN?

SHIT

Yep!

OH FFS

for the first time

OKOK IMA SEND U SOM SHIT

L bozo

wild ass sighting

Nice

Listen @Fizeralli go masturbate to your fictional succubus and leave us alone.

of Dagger Jr using caps

get recked

LMFAO

Bro jacking off to Helluva Boss

alright cas

Nobody wants you and your three year old's first art-piece looking ass here anymore.

lemme know if he starts again

If autism was a person, he'd be you.

You come out of your hiatus to bully someone, that’s based

ima go back on my BREAK watch random shit

🍿🍺

Wilkin!

thts funny asf ngl

night

Yes based Donut. She's the only BP member that will be spared in the upcoming Pandacaust.

What abt me?

me?

yeah welp she needed help and he was starting again so

whoo, glad i never joined bp

Lmfao

thank you <33333333333333

Promise to never post "maid Wade" again.

You should be..

I barely know you so I'm not sure.

Your welcome <3

wb me

Alr fine

I'm not sure about you either since you were being sensitive b4.

its kai, and i never joined BP cuz its looks tupid

stupid

OHHHH Kai you're an oldfag

I thought you were one of the BPfags

It’s the gayest site I’ve ever been in and I was stuck in that shithole forever! Until I joined here, and now I’m freee

You'll definitely be spared then

🍿

Friend spread across the internet and you will enjoy it a lot more. These shithole sites like reddit, twitter, etc. are mainstream slop used to control the masses.

I don’t have any form of social media

Notice the excessive censorship? Designed to limit human thought. Read 1984 by George Orwell. Inb4 "THIS IS LITERALLY 1984" meme? (Created by Reddit to discourage using it as a reference point)

🍻

IM READING THAT NOW

love that book

Good. While reading it try to recall some parallels between that fictional world and the real world.

🗿

I’m on Part 3 Chapter 2

I had to do that for an assignment the other day

Telescreens = Amazon Alexa, NSA Patriot Act

Siri, Google

Newspeak/Doublethink = unalive, FR FR, ong, rizz, ngl, no cap

WADE UWU

uh oh

im freeee

Two Minutes Hate = "HITLER WAS HECKIN EVIL!!!! NAZIS BREATHED AND DRANK WATER!? DO YOU WANT TO BE AN EVIL NAZI TOO?!? STOP DRINKING WATER AND DRINK OUR GOYSLURP!(TM)"

Farenheit 451 also a good book.

If anyone's still here

I need to find new books to read

like

Do you want a list of "Newspeak" slang (ebonics and abbreviations) that braindead cattle use to avoid using them?

THIS IS WHAT THE HOE LOOK LIKE

YESSSSSSS

I will make a new post

So that you can refer to it

catcher in the rye

WHAT THE FU-

jumpscare

So I'll make the post depending on who wants to see just how much newspeak you are actually using

He looks like a vampire!

Bet

Who the fuck is that?

Ok I will. I'll call it "List of Newspeak/Ebonics/Zoomerspeak" so you can find it easily through search.

That’s nightmare fuel

Nice

nah i ghosted his ass

HE SAID SHIT LIKE UWU AND TWT

I just want book recommendations (ie 1984 and Fahrenheit 451)

He needs to looksmax.

Ok I'll make the post.

Ooh hell noo

YEAH

IS TYAT HIM? WHO TF IS THAY EW

BRADEN

MY EX

EW

YEAH

GHOSTED

SO FAST

JSVRJWSBVA

HE LOOKS LIKE HED STALK SOMEONE AND KIDNAP THEM WTF

YEAH

BRO GUNNA GET MAD ONE DAY

AH

dude halloween was more than a month ago you missed it😭

FLAPPY BAHHAAHAH

I don’t know u braden, but I’m sure you’re a wonderful person

same. welcome to social media

cool