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Damn people sure are hating Ashton, I find that a but funny because I think he was actually worse before and has gotten better. It may be because I’m not in as much anymore but I haven't seen him hit on anybody since, well almost a year ago

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No problem, just speaking my view on the situation.

I understand your Point of view, but apparently, Ashton was 16 and now he is magically 14 then when I called him out on his engagement ring being fake and asked him which state he lived in (US) I said you can have legal permission from a guardian when your 16. THEN he magically was 16 again. Then to cover it up he said he was Ashton's "gf"

im 16 dude really im dont lying to people now my GF made me realize the bright side of everything vs. the bad side of things and i love her do that

i have been doing wrong and im fixing my self now. because i want the bright side of things to happen not the bad side of things i sure need to do good things not mad things

See he’s getting better, nothing is wrong with trying to change for the better. I can understand how that is hard

then actually leave the girls and women on the site alone. you have a bad history and it's going to take a while to clear it all up so we cann trust you. if you hadnt of made those horrible decisions in the past maybe we wouldn't be doing this right now.

but if your rreally trying to get better your going to need to prove it to me before i can fully believe and trust you.

ik that, but thats why i am changeing for my gf because i love her and cant loose her she makes me look at the bright side of things

Congratulations Ashton on finding somebody you care about, I am very stressed and wish I could have that. Maybe in a few years

I understand. I changed for my crush a lot. but that's completely different. The fact is you hit on underage girls in the past so NO ONE is going to trust you. you'll have to prove your loyalty to everyone. including your girlfriend.

omg congrats :D

yea this is why she wanted to leave me cuz off on her and she showed me the bright side today and it really changed me

anywas i gtg to bed ;(

its one o'clock

i cant stay up only bc my eye bags. i dont want to go back to school looking like a corpse.

also, im asking bc ur guys right?

Male 11 year old majority Irish American

i have a crush on this one guy, he likes anime, sorta a jock, quiet. but he keeps looking at me and smiling, making eye contact, and when we do make eye contact he looks away. and i wanna tell him i like him but idk what to do. and i need help.

You will never know unless you ask

im anti-social

Also I have never heard “anime, jock and quite” combined in the same sentence like are you even in the USA?

plus talking to my crush?? ThaT is HaRD to Do. and i dont have a phone. or his number

If he was also staring at you he probably thinks you look good like many guys

yes, yes i am. he likes anime doesnt talk much, and enjoys basketball and football i belive.

when i got together with my gf we both had to text because we both liked eachother but was to scared to tell eachother know were to gether

but i am not that good looking lmao

im also scared bc every relationship ive been in doesnt last long-

Man Ashton has unspoken rizz, 2 years

longest relationship was like 3 months.

i posted a face rev btw

Wait are you even friends with this guy?

Well you should at least get to know him a little bit

Seems a little creepy to me to ask somebody out who you dint even know

wait- IRL or online

well weve been going too the same schools for a while, since like elementary. he knows i exist tho. and he knows me as the quiet kid.

Brb I’m going to look at that face reveal

same with everyone else in my classes

I see why he’s staring you look pretty fine 👍

ive learned that being nice is a weakness. this is what my dad teaches me.

the world doesnt give to kindness. you have to fend for yourself,

and its just stress and all the other stuff in my life that make me believe that im ugly.

You still need to be kind but yes you need to know when to stand up

I mean if we weren’t kind we wouldn’t even be talking rn

and omg omg omg i didnt tell yall

i was in math with my crush and all his friends- and my crush is named, mekhi brown, he walked in front of me to go see the teahcer, and his friends kept say "tell her! Tell her" and then when he walked away, they said "cmon she was right behind you" and i was like om-gosh

He must like you I don’t think they would mean anything else

ik ik thats why im scared

of telling him, verbally that is.

i gave him a note and he read it and smiled,

and i died inside omg :T

just me telling him how much i like him and shit.

Sounds like things are going great

You should ask him if you really want to be with him, you can’t wait forever, plus it sounds like he likes you to

i left to get on the bus before i could see his reaction but here is what my friend emailed me

friend 1: duuuuude your crush was reading the letter and he was all smiley and looked happy!! HE LOOKED GENUINELY HAPPY

Friend 2: He was smiling and showing his friends. He looked so happy!!

i practically died. right there. when i sent my MinIon to go give him the note i actually dived behind a chair. i kid you not.

Yeah should need to ask him if you want to date him, things seem right you’ll never be together if niether of you ask.

You just need to take the chance, especially when you know for sure he likes you

but i dont know for sure for sure-

Well don’t you want to be with him?

i could be misreading EVERYTHING

i mean...well yeah.

Then you shouldn’t let fear dictate what you want to do so much

Just ask him and get it over with, if it’s already awkward you have nothing to lose

i know, but i dont talk to ppl, and he is always with his friends, and his friends are rude jocks, and they kind of scare me. and i get really dizzy when im around him.

Well if it’s that bad to the point if physically can’t walk up to him why don’t you leave another note asking to go out on a date?

i- BuT im In MIdDle ScHOoL

Then think it over and wait until your back in school

but my parents wont let me :T

If I don’t respond I’ll be back soon

i just have no one to talk to usually

So how would your parents even know?

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Sounds like your parents are pretty crazy the way you talking

anger issues family. super fun

my family is full of mental problems. im just the only one with schizophrenia

where you see monsters and weird shit

here is the exact google def

Schizophrenia usually involves delusions (false beliefs), hallucinations (seeing or hearing things that don't exist), unusual physical behavior, and disorganized thinking and speech. It is common for people with schizophrenia to have paranoid thoughts or hear voices.

Let’s talk about that for a bit so I can think

like small thing rn out of the corner of my eye.

like a weird face in the shadows, my blankets, clothes, im hearing breathing in my ear all the time. i keep have disorganized sleep patterns, i talk wierd at sometimes etc

Let’s go back to your dad shall we?

and i woke up in the middle of the night a few days ago and i opened my eyes and this weird deer skull with a really long neck was dripping ink or blood and was just looking down on me but when i blinked it was gone.

Ok I’m starting to get scared now

yeh he didnt have a very good childhood so he was taught to bash ppls skulls into the floor, and im sorry.

Watched to many paranormal documentaries to want to hear about shit like that

and think, all i have in my room is the light of an AC light.

which is a dim blue and in the corner of my room

; ) y e s i d o

Ima do something might take me a minute or two

but my mom refuses to get me a therapist. she says im fine.

Would you care if I showed a scary picture?

sorry i saw this creepy lil fucking white doll out of the corner of my eye- and then i heard my doorknob move

uhm...scale of 1/10 how scary is it.

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Sorry if you didn’t want to see that

would you mind deleting that the more i look at it the more i see shit out of the corner of myeye

and a little bit it just had a really long neck.

Yeah that’s pretty fucking scary

its not a wendigo specifically but it looks similiar.

and your good about the pic man i just have some severe PTSD from schizophrenia

Seems more like an ability to see stuff other people can’t to me. Just not what you want to see

naw man i dont want to see this shit but thats why im on here, to get my mind off this shit.

talking to you is sorta calming me down bc i can finally explain stiff

You just don’t like the way you look?

and throughout the years of my school years, i have been led to believe that. and no i hate myself : )

What do you mean by “led to believe that”

the "popular" girls and the guys i liked. they led me to believe that I was ugly. and useless. just the quiet anime kid who sucks at art. even this year, 8th grade. still refer to me as ugly, quiet kid, who likes anime. and is decent at art.

and they all though i was gay

WeLcOme To My WorLD iTsA lIvIng HeLL

Sounds like there a bunch of yuppies who like to pick on people

and they always say im emo bc of my problems and shit. they are lol

and my teacher always said that until I just stopped asking them for help. bc, it never. works.

Your really not ugly just so you know

Just because some stupid preppy’s put you down doesn’t mean you should put yourself down

ik ik thats kinda hard to do with everything.

You could be dating your crush but because of those jerks your to scared to ask him

bc theyre black (not in a racist way) but theyre just rude to me for no reason

That sounds very familiar don’t worry

i really, really like him and i have a lot of classes with him i just dont know if it will work out

I can’t help you out much more, you just need to decide if your going to ask him, or let your fears get in the way.

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Also you need to stop putting yourself down

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Just because some drama kings and queens pick fights

but theyre right

They're always right bout everything they say about me.

Before they called you ugly, did you think you where ugly?

i didnt care about it or anything i just did school, and was a good kid. now im delinquent

You let their stupid options make you think something that wasn’t true

but all the other girls are way better looking than me.

Well even if that is true that doesn’t mean you don’t look good

My translator is very bad

compared to the other girls. i am x10 uglier.

That’s honestly really surprising to me

I'm just ignored ._.

hi legendary Boy

happy? now shoo the AdULtS are talking

Your being ignored correct what’s your point legendary?

It’s because I’m that face reveal you look so pretty it must be like a model school or something if your really saying your ugly compared to the other people

I wanted to know if @Eric and @Entity are still active here.

Bro go to the German website then smh

i did a new one bc i didn't like the other one. and eric idk but entity is on here and there.

and see? someone already downvoted my face rev numero dos

uh huh* as in==== i am ugly

You sure are stubborn when it comes to being rude to yourself

I guess I can’t change your opinion but in my eyes you like a bit pretty

no changing my mind :) and whatever you say bud

What else is there to know about you?

uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh i like video game

and anime, art , books, science, etc

oooh my fav rn in sky: children of light. and then undertale.

and fortnite :D

realism, cartoony, Gorey, etc.

i like drawing clothes :D

plan on studying fashion design in college.

good night : ) i wont be on tmrw

Sorry about that my internet cut out for a few minutes

This is Kai btw just on my go tablet