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shaylie and u dated

We did, but I said we should take a break cuz I'm not sure we'd work u know

Being in different places and that

oh thats harsh

oh well she cryed when u broke up with her like for an hour

thats what caused the miscareage

I'm just confused. So many things happening right now.

stress

i know

she lost the baby a day after u broke up from to much stress

I'm so sorry😭

I'm gonna leave now.

I feel so bad 😭

shes ok btw shes right next to me

wana talk to her

shes watching young and the restless

Idk what imma say tho

its ok

ok i told her to get on

I'mma need some time. Would it be fine if I talked tomorrow

Hi what's wyw

I'm sorry. U really am

Look I'm gonna talk tomorrow if that's ok

Tell Jake I'm sorry too

the docter told me that i need to lay low and sleep

hes kinda taking it hard know that hes exsplaided

Ok. I'm really sorry about rhis.

Oh. Goodnight

royal

how was it

How was what?

the talk

I feel so - bro am I being stupid? What talk

when u two talked u know u and shay

bruhh

Oh right! Lol yeah. It was awkward I think. But Ur not gonna see much of me so. But I really am sorry

I'm gonna leave. U know... Idk what to do. If I leave, I can't fuck things over any more than I have.

Shaylie I'm sorry💔

no shes alright shes ok u dont have to lesve

I just feel bad right now I just need tonight and I'll be back tomorrow then. I just never knew it was me

its ok realy shes alright she dont blame u it was her dad that blamed u

fr the baby loss

I don't even know what to say or do in this situation 😢

she said to her dad that u had nothing to do with it it was just bad timing

are u crying in real life

😭

Bro, I caused the stress , the baby couldve died from that u know like u said, the stress from the breakup did it

No that's her dad's opinion

I am I feel as tho i am to blame now tho

Are u crying

*I feel i am to blame now

Omg she told me to tell u not to cry it's going to be ok

She told me to tell u to listen to the song u where born to play

It's fine, I'm just gonna go to sleep for now if that's okay I don't think I can talk any longer. Lol

Listen to heaven needed u more

Ok I don't feel too good 🤮

It's ok she's alright

😢 are you sure

Hey she said listen to the song slipped away

It's a good song

🥹😭😭

thats a good song

it was played at my dads and moms funeral it was pritty much there life story

This thread is the most carcinogenic garbage I've seen on this website yet. All of you kids should sit the fuck down and shut the fuck up. You're thinking with your dick and your hormones, not your brain.

Bro go away you fucking drain on society you're only here to bully us as you have no one who loves you

dude get a life

this is why u have no friends u act like ppl love u well srry ur rong

Average coombrained zoomers seething at me with irrelevant insults, hoping that one of them will hit, when in reality none of your insults will ever affect me as 1. they are not true and 2. you are not even sure that they are true.

And 3 no one asked

🖕🖕🖕

More evidence that zoomoids are terminally online NPC glitches RAISED by the internet that will never be employed due to their lack of social skills outside of a device.

I have an IQ level of 178 and already have a degree in theoretical science.

0/10 bait and you're making no one laugh aside from the brainless goons who never log off like you.

Jk, I don't have a degree but I got u there. You need to touch some grass

Goons? Goons are useful unlike you

Not right now

dude shut the fuchn up

If you knew anything about going outside you'd know you step on grass and never touch it. Unless you're some hooligan who walks barefoot, or autistic, both of which are probably you.

ppl like u are why god stoped answering are prayers

What he's doing is cruising the site for kids to bully so I mean he's probably just described himself all this time

So let us count the braindead zoomer "comebacks" so far: "Nobody ask, touch grass,"

And let's add shush to the list shall we

And maybe even the no-one cares card

ur a living hell

Let me hit you back with one of your own: "No bitches?" Because girls find you repulsive irl and because of this you must hide behind the mask that is your computer.

and maby a get a life

Or maybe you are attractive, but you are still ugly inside as seen by your attitude.

Either way, you'll never get laid.

dude ur hodding behind a devise to so wanna talk shit talk about ur self

I'm not hiding behind a device, I am simply telling it how it is.

Nope I just absolutely despise people like u

I am Anon because I am not trying to be somebody

You on the other hand are trying so hard to be loved by strangers that you put a face on your profile picture (that may or may not be yours) to get attention

Oh no! Attack of the 14 year olds!

yahh jake told me to deel with this cunt

Bruh, I'm only royal because I'm a royal pain in the ass to people who think they are better than everyone

I bet you're a rich cunt...

Actually your mental capacity seems even lower than that, since your only comeback is attempting to baselessly "reverse" all the faults I pointed out in you back to me.

Attack of the 14year olds huh?

LOL Jake told you and pussied out.

He can't even stand up for himself, he needs a girl to do that. Very sad.

How can I reverse facts that do not bother me? It's just the way you highlight them, trying to make me feel bad

Hahahahaha this is amusing... Now get inside my stomach hatch, friends!

You do feel bad. That's why you're still trying to project them onto me.

Shsuh, for now

I'll be back when I care

U DONT TALK ABOUT PPLE LIKE THAT SO IF U HAD ANY COMMEN SENCE U WOULD GET UR LAZY ASS OFF THIS SITE AND GO BACK TO UR STUPID ASS PARENTS AND ENNOY THEM AND GET A FUCKING LIFE KEREN

So goodnight and maybe I'll see you never

I made it one

lol shaylie has a piont

Anonymous is just a dick

anon is a cunt

Whew lad look at the shrieking coming from that bitch... and yet I'm apparently the "Karen"... Oh. That's another meaningless word I'll add to the "zoomoid lexicon"

no but did u see what she said

All caps is a telltale sign of anger...

My parents are not annoyed with me. In fact, they do not live with me yet they are still proud of me.

dude u are the def of an baster

And I've only been on this site for half an hour. You seem to be on this site 12/7, so look who's talking.

No, I don't baste turkey.

Towards you. But fortunately she's just unfazed by you and your insults she just wants peace and quiet

I assume you meant "bastard" but you butchered yet another attempt to insult me

Ok, BITCH! Bitch, bitch bitchety bitch bitch bitchaloid.

What are you gonna do, come to my house and kill me?

Try, and you'll be dead before you reach the block.

I’d like to kick you in the teeth, but why should I improve your looks?

🤔🤣🤣🤣🤣

Brains aren’t everything. In fact, in your case they’re nothing.

Wow very valid and mature points.... 1. "stop insulting me" 2. insult 3. another insult

Where'd you get that one shaylie? Google?

If I had a face like yours I’d sue my parents.

Guys he craves attention so if we ignore his petty remarks he'll eventually stop.

I could liken your teeth to an Angry Birds level.

He’s living proof that man can live without a brain.

We just should stop answering him

Shaylie is now copying insults from google and changing up a few words for context. Yawn.

Just like 70% of the jokes in her profile.

Goodnight shaylie and Jake. 🤠

You can tell which ones are related to bullshit drama on this site and which are copy and pasted

no i know some of the insults dumb ass

If the post has few grammatical errors, she stole it. Take my word for it. Look at those jokes and you'll see I speak nothing but the truth.

Alright I looked up the "rug rats and ankle biters" joke and got 4 results on google. Yup, totally original...

omg u are the living proof men can live without a brain

dude just because its on google doesnt mean its a copy

Whew lad I got 7 RESULTS for the one about the girl drinking from the toilet

Nearly WORD FOR WORD copy, btw.

Yeah, sure, you somehow managed to completely think up that joke in your head for scratch, I believe you mhm hyes.

No, I haven't, I come here to read jokes, not make them.

That's none of your business.

Yeah, I'm 5 inches deep in your mother's rancid cunt.

ok and im 13 1/2 if u are talking shit to a miner u can go to jail

Whew lad that pirate joke...

"she's dead, dumb ass" that's why it's rancid.

Shaylie just ignore him he'll be quiet then

Anyway, that pirate joke, has 23 RESULTS!

You didn't even bother to change the names.

dude can u stop ive already had the worst week i lost my son to a miscarage and ur only making things worst

"Uh yeah Idk why it's like that uh it's just a massive coincidence that I copied the joke WORD for word along with two distinct, unique names"

Tho talking shit about the dead is an offence in certain countries and religions

No you didn't, stop trying to make me feel bad for you now that I'm calling you out.

Is that so Royal? Well, that's too bad, because it's not in mine.

Anon she genuinely did please don't talk about that

Shaylie, how the fuck did you manage to get a miscarriage if you're 13? 14? and never left "Worstjokesever.com"? Did Royal impregnate you through the internet? What is this new voodoo bullshit surfacing now?

Bro I ain't the dad genius

Royal, I'm gonna piss on your grave, you crackhead ass, punk ass bitch! Shut the fuck up and pass the fruit loops.

um we dont shut up we grow up and when we look at u we throw up

>impregnate you through the internet | Are you blind or just retarded? Maybe both?

Wow your insults are getting really shit.

You should've just stuck to stealing them off reddit

"jake" didn't exist until 1-2 days ago and is most likely your alt.

dude i was the dad

no i joined and found her

Royal, if you're still there, let it be known that you're getting cucked by shaylie lol's imaginary friend. Ouch.

I feel that Royal would be like Will Smith irl

dude ur an ass

He isn't imaginary

I could envision Royal walking up to me and slapping me and then walking a few feet away and screeching "KEEP MY WIFE'S NAME OUT YO FUCKING MOUTH" while I stand there, unfazed, laughing at him making a FOOL out of himself

she it fucking pissed off that u even said that royal u said ok know shes realy upset

While shaylie is in the background kissing her body pillow with a smiley face and a tag that says "jake"

Why is at anon

And the funniest thing is

was my ex

When you finally get bored of speaking here you will still have me living rent free in yo heads

and personly get a life

When I close my computer you will basically stop existing, in my mind.

bye ima go

I have a life. I'm not on here all day.

Yeah, sure, you're "going"

Really you're just switching to shaylie

Bro just stop talking

Well, speak of the devil... I WAS RIGHT!

we have dif acounts dumb ass if i was that despert i would be fucking shrek

Hi jake, shaylie, whatever. For all I know Royal could be an alt, but he is the less retarded of the Three Stooges here.

Bro just stop. How about if I ask nicely?🤔

Anonymous 1 minute ago When I close my computer you will basically stop existing, in my mind.Anonymous 32 minutes ago Let me hit you back with one of your own: "No bitches?" Because girls find you repulsive irl and because of this you must hide behind the mask that is your computer.Anonymous 30 minutes ago I'm not hiding behind a device, I am simply telling it how it is.

u just got cought in 4k

I'm going anyway but to keep the peace. Please can you stop saying abusive and derogatory comments?

I was planning on leaving anyway. You people are boring and people like Royal are going to be the posterboy of the site, which is quite sad.

Also wtf does this "prove", lol? Explain?

ok u said u are not hiding be hind a devise

but u just said when u close ur computer aka a devise

Oh, that's what you mean. You think because I said "I'm not hiding behind a device", you think I'm saying "haha im not using a computer like u losers", no, fucktard, I'm saying I'm not trying to be someone I'm not on the internet, like you.

How the fuck would I even be on here without a computer, genius?

Right. see you guys around, don't kill eachother whilst I'm gone

and ur still hiding behind a screan rere

Jfc I don't even know why I'm wasting time with people THIS retarded.

lets see any thing that has a search bar

6 million years of evolution leads to "shaylie lol" and "Royal". Very sad....

A phone is a computer, lmfao.

Anyway, goodbye. Have fun festering in your stupidity until the day you DIE.

I'm so sorry I should be quiet but I can't

Forgive me I did get caught in 4k

You are all coombrained nematodes... If it was up to me I'd come and Texas Chainsaw Massacre all of you myself.

Also I see someone pretending to be the based anon. For this I will mark the end of my conversation in the thread with an asterisk. Any future messages from "me" in this thread are false. *

A chainsaw massacre is supposed to scare me?

U know it doesn't matter whatever floats your boat

Alright so, I can finally say what the fuck I wanna say about Howie Roseman.

Uh, to sum it up, I... hate that fucking f@gg0t, no pussy getting mothafucka.