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Like sneezing while riding a roller coaster

If you want to find out, put a slice of ham in the microwave for a few seconds, then masturbate with it.

Or so I've been told. 🤨

@Kaleb, Don't look at me :(

For a male it feels like your putting your penis inside a slightly warm not too warm cup of macaroni with a slight amount of pressure from all sides caving in. As you go deeper at least in my experience I have felt the vagina decrease in width resulting in the slightly warm macaroni cup to feel more tight near the cervix...

Lawd Jesus 😑

stick something in you. Tbh I don't know any girl that can explain it well. They just say that it feels like something is filling them. And that sounds weird. :)

I can show you

It’s all very wet and very warm. The steady pleasure I get when I’m being penetrated and my clit is getting the attention it needs is a tingly warmth that spreads throughout my pussy. When I’m coming, the sensation of that orgasm building inside of me is like a rubber band that‘s getting stretched to its limit—and then it suddenly snaps. Massive explosions of heat and pleasure.

an experience of intense pleasure both for me and my cat

It's a wonderful and truly magical experience that will change your life! Make sure your first time is with someone you love and care for! Don't be afraid if they start yelling or screaming during it though because it's out of joy and pure ecstasy, my first was with my ex and she kept screaming "Get off me", "help" and "I don't know you".

@Nuttmeg8 Had us in the first half...

It feels like Sex 😑

I dont know, I'm a virgin 😎

Warm, wet and just overall great. Shame I have a lot of anxiety regarding sex and that kinda stops me from enjoying myself the way I should. I’m always shaking or just thinking I’m not good enough.

Not all bad, feels pretty great even when my thoughts are running fast.

@Nutmeg8, bro that is rope 😂

you guys be weird

lol this is scary and what is that ham comment who masterbaits with ham?????

nuttmeg8 💷 21 hours ago It's a wonderful and truly magical experience that will change your life! Make sure your first time is with someone you love and care for! Don't be afraid if they start yelling or screaming during it though because it's out of joy and pure ecstasy, my first was with my ex and she kept screaming "Get off me", "help" and "I don't know you". Anonymous 21 hours ago @Nuttmeg8 Had us in the first half... Amen

very squishy and hot inside