Minimum Community

Breaking my hiatus one more time to post this. I need weird, random, wacky, and downright stupid ideas for a story I'm writing. Doesn't matter how insane it is, I'll write it as a portion of the thing. Can be as long or short as you want. Only thing I ask is please try to limit discussion to a minimum so it's easier to find the suggestions.

PSA: Keep yo politics to a minimum, if you’re talking about them at all. We don’t wanna have a damn civil war on here