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I AM SO MAD. SO IM GOING TO MAY HAIR SALON AND MIND U I HAVE CURLY HAIR. SO MY NORMAL CUT IS LIKE $70 AND ALL OF THE SUDDEN. ALL OF THE MF SUDDEN. THEY CHARGE MORE FOR CURLY HAIRCUTS. SO NOW I HAVE TP PAY $115 TO GET MY HAIR CUT BC MY HAIR IS CURLY

TERRORIST I NEED HELP HOW IN GODS GREEN EARTH DO I PUT A MF AUDIO ON THE POSTER FOR BIGMACS CLASS. LIKE I RECORDED MY PSA BUT IDK HOW TO PUT IT ON

bitch istg i saw the light today. so firstly i was in the mf principles office and she fucking sat on me and feed me 500 bigmacs and shit like that then she fucking brought my dad in AND WHEN I TELL U I KNEW THAT I WAS GOING TO GET MY ASS WOOPED. anyways so my dad LITERALLY started to try and fight with me but i just ignored his ass AND THEN her fatass was like "you are being disrespectful to ur dad", mind you I WAS … Read more

TERRORIST. ABSOLUTELY NOT. ABSOFUCKINGLUTELY NOT. WHY IN 7 FUCKING SHADES OF SHIT WERE YOU LISTENING TO TRAIN WRECK. TRAIN WRECK. ARE YOU EMO NOW? DID NATANYA CURSE YOU? DO I HAVE TO PREFORM A EXORCISM ON YOU? DO I HAVE TO GET MME HOOGSTEEN TO SIT ON YOU? DO I?? WHAT HAVE I DONE TO YOU FOR YOU TO LISTEN TO TRAIN WRECK. WHAT. DO I HAVE TO GET THE WHOLE ENITRE POPULATION OF ITALY TO INVADE UR MF HOUSE? BC IT WILL HAPPEN IF I SEE THAT SHIT AGAIN

TERRORIST ADRIANS ASS CAME OVER AND OML I ASKED FOR A MF TAMPON AND THEY GAVE ME THE THICKEST PAD KNOWN TO MF MEN

lemme just tell you what happened. MY DAD BEAT MY ASS like as soon as i stepped through them doors it was over, it was like mf mcdonalds shut down or something like he was MAD, he was bringing out the hangers again and i wasn’t bouta get beat for the SECOND TIME IN ONE DAY so i was like “what did i do wrong now” AND HIS FAT ASS WAS LIKE “i got a email from your teacher about the math test you failed” i was like oh sh… Read more

bruh Shaily or whatever i hate royal as much as possible but really dating some mf on a joke site when he's 2 years older than you like Bruh royal don't be prepressed to do so ether