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This is completely a waist of time, but worth it at the same time.

*Dad's sitting on the couch reading news paper when wife walks in*

Husband: "This music.. Is the final boss coming? Or worse.. It's my wife..."

Wife: "You jobless monkey... Money to pay bills doesn't grow on tree's"

Husband: "Well it's no my fault.. And I was born poor *Over it* If I was son of Bill Gates I'd bathe in money.."

Wife: "First go bat… Read more

GUYS CHECK OUT MY FREESTYLE ITS IN FIRST PAGE OF JOKES AND I WILL LINK IT IN COMENTS

Some of the jokes I posted have been deleted. They were just taken down without explanation. What are the rules for posting on here?

I don't think that this section is meant for chatting?

Its for Jokes you can tell to a community.

Soooo I'm gonna sum up what I did in this year (2045). First off, I tied up ZEPHYR and fucked his hoe shay after drugging her. She died in a crash on her way home. Then I tortured ZEPHYR and forced him to tell me all his jokes and I used his jokes to get some real ass bitches. I also got rich off of my jokes and bought this website and renamed it into BESTJOKESEVER. Now all of the jokes on BESTJOKESEVER.COM must be top tier or I will personally come to your house and beat the shit out of you.

best jokes people you should give me a joke on here I could like do somehitng and help the people

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public announcement to The Stigg

get the fuck off this website or shape up and treat people like humans. stop telling people to die. you are having a negative impact on these peoples lives and ruining the community, and if you don't want to play nice, than you can go fuck yourself on the some dad joke websites

POV: your dating a girl who's 2 years younger than you on a joke website πŸ€“πŸ€“πŸ€“