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This is completely a waist of time, but worth it at the same time.
*Dad's sitting on the couch reading news paper when wife walks in*
Husband: "This music.. Is the final boss coming? Or worse.. It's my wife..."
Wife: "You jobless monkey... Money to pay bills doesn't grow on tree's"
Husband: "Well it's no my fault.. And I was born poor *Over it* If I was son of Bill Gates I'd bathe in money.."
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Geez, kids, if you are mad about the jokes on here, you dug your own grave. Dagger is just doing what the websites for, and if your mad about that, LEAVE THE FUCKING WEBSITE.
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i can help you, its just a site for jokes and its got a lot of categories to choose from.
True funny story. Today on the school bus I looked at one of the older kids behind me and said βdo you like hentai?β Then he said βno do you?β, then I said yeah then he said βdo you jack off?β Then i said βyesβ then i said βlets shake handsβ after we shook hands the girl siting next to him started laughing and said βwhy did you do that!β, the guy quickly used alot of hand sanitiser after relizeing why i shook his hand
Hi guys, so I have a friend who is really important to me, and her name is Caitlyn. And I'm asking if you could do one thing for me.
So, Caitlyns got a few nicknames, Cat, Katey, etc. But her Worst jokes ever username is 'Caitlyn'. She only just started on this about a week ago and I would love it if you could keep an eye out for her jokes, and always press the like button for her because she really loves it when sm⦠Read more
I love staying up 'till 3 A.M. on Worst Jokes Ever. It's awesome.
devs/mods you should make a "Worsterest Jokes Ever" where there are no limits and no moderations and the most deranged jokes ever can be made but there should be a 18+ age limit on the UI
what do you call a person who commits suicide and can't be found? sewerscide
Hello. I'm more often here and I also write some jokes. Regards from Germany. ^^
GUYS CHECK OUT MY FREESTYLE ITS IN FIRST PAGE OF JOKES AND I WILL LINK IT IN COMENTS
Yo mama!
What do you call autistic soldiers? Answer: Special Forces (btw i am autistic and, it's mah birthday soon!!)
I don't think that this section is meant for chatting?
Its for Jokes you can tell to a community.
Soooo I'm gonna sum up what I did in this year (2045). First off, I tied up ZEPHYR and fucked his hoe shay after drugging her. She died in a crash on her way home. Then I tortured ZEPHYR and forced him to tell me all his jokes and I used his jokes to get some real ass bitches. I also got rich off of my jokes and bought this website and renamed it into BESTJOKESEVER. Now all of the jokes on BESTJOKESEVER.COM must be top tier or I will personally come to your house and beat the shit out of you.
I was joking Ashton
best jokes people you should give me a joke on here I could like do somehitng and help the people
public announcement to The Stigg
get the fuck off this website or shape up and treat people like humans. stop telling people to die. you are having a negative impact on these peoples lives and ruining the community, and if you don't want to play nice, than you can go fuck yourself on the some dad joke websites
https://worstjokesever.com/Todler post jokes on hear they aint that much
POV: your dating a girl who's 2 years younger than you on a joke website π€π€π€