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https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/63bf1657750d363f9d38530c/roses-are-red-violets-are-blue-if-i-slapped-you-thatd-be-animal-abuse lol

dang a lotta likes https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/5aea13992886f22c3e98bd88/why-are-priests-called-father

first joke: took half an hour, but I found it.

https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/52b8feb0514efb2cbf8ca375/what-is-the-second-hardest-thing-in-the-morning

Reasons I’m depressed:

-I am pan -I am a failure -The world is hopeless -Everyone will die in the end -I am dirty-minded -I let my 1yr old brother break a leg -I deserve to die -I am smart -I am failing social studies -There is no help -My bffs all moved

And more. I’d say my life is a joke, but jokes have meaning.

You're so fat that when you got on the scales they said "I need your weight not your phone number" ​ ​ ​ You're so fat that an oragami crane has less folds than you. ​ ​ ​ You are so fat that when you wear a yellow raincoat people shout out "taxi" ​ ​ ​ You're so fat, the photo I took of you last christmas is still printing.

You're so fat that when you want to iron your pants, you have to go out to your driveway. ​ … Read more

hey, @MU you might not see this, but I would VERY much appreciate it if you would stop spamming. It's really getting on my nerves, and you don't need to capitalize every goddamn word. Also, just, ya know, saying this right now while I have the chance. you may be in 4th grade, but because of that, I'm gonna let you off with a warning. If no one is on, PLEASE DONT SPAM. even if someone IS on, STILL don't spam. they may… Read more

https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/63bc8a05b0eff9f8dfe51d99/yes-i-have-gained-weight-i-have-also-gained-more-brains-do-you-want-some LOL that’s good

https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/52b8feb0514efb2cbf8ca375/what-is-the-second-hardest-thing-in-the-morning fo those who don't know this is the first-ever joke on this site. Made 9 years ago.

https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/60a56f437c297e0dcf76cddd/can-we-please-stop-the-fricking-drama im laughing so hard im crying- @Dagger you see this shit?

I FOUND IT. I FOUND THE FIRST JOKE EVER ON THIS WEBSITE. It’s from 8 years ago on page 2192.

https://worstjokesever.com/?skip=43820

id tell a joke about how my mom was abusive but i either forgot everything because trauma or she just wasn't there

omg- JAKE https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/63982b47750d363f9d261706/hey-guys-its-hailey-here