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What the fuck did you just say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the navy seals, and I've been involved with numerous on Al-Queada, and I have over 30 confirmed kills, I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but another target. I'll wipe you the Fuck of with precision the likes of it has never been seen on … Read more

This post goes to the people who keep making posts on the german site asking if we like Hitler. Please stop doing this! It is just annoying! Just because we are german does NOT mean we like Hitler!

One thing!: if you once more say, that all germans ***** are, then i will look that you will be banned! Its not ok, we call you also not the nukes!

I don't got a pencil or pen in this bookbag Added like ten to the clip 'cause it look bad Don't give a fuck if you pissed, nigga, get mad Or you can bitch and get killed with your bitch ass Lil' bro got blood on his shirt with his Crip ass Go write a diss and get murked, don't do shit ass Bitch, I'm a star, I might burst with my stiff ass Hop out the car like, "Who want it? Who with that?" I don't know nothin', I was gone when they did that Bandana wrapped where my chrome and my wig at If he want beef, hit his home with a Big Mac Niggas be breakin' the code like a Kit-Kat Runnin' your mouth like a ho get you bitch-slapped

it's cool when they do it (it's cool, huh?) It's a problem when I do it Fuck 'em (fuck 'em) Birds of a feather (what?) They flock together, that make you a sucker (a sucker) I don't fuck with nobody (none of 'em) If you ain't mob ties Then it's fuck you (fuck you)

Everyone. If I act a little off, odd, anything different really.. Just please ignore it... Don't point it out... Some things are happening it's fine though just please if I get upset/mad easily don't get mad at me unless I did some really dumb things, just been and will still be a very vulnerable time..

Fuck a opp, that boy a bimbo, gettin' low, they playin' limbo Tried to slice me, I went Kimbo, opp hoes get turned to widows He was stretchin' shit for shitshow, now he ridin' in a limo I'm the fiddler on the roof, I'm sendin' fifty out the window I used to work at Five Below but now I keep that fire below Them hearts cold, it ain't melt, Robert Frost, it doesn't explode Them boys suck, to each his own, they tried to slide, epic poem So if it's smoke then let me know.

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What do you call it when you ask your friend if they have something and they say they don't have it but because they said they didn't have it you believe that they do have it even more

Angel, BTW I don't if you got upset by the bet but I already called it off. I got a screen if you don't believe me

Lament my loss, my labour, and my pain, All ye that hear my woeful plaint and cry. If ever man might once your heart constrain To pity words of right, it should be I That since the time that youth in me did reign My pleasant years to bondage did apply, Which, as it was, I purpose to declare Whereby my friends hereafter may be ware ...

Some advice for you all <3 If someone cheats on you, leave them, let them go. You may be in love, but they do not deserve a second chance. Some people are addicted to vapes, some are addicted to weed, some alcohol, and any type of drugs. For some cheating is like A drug, don't give them another chance. The more chances you give them the more likely they are to do it again because they always expect another chance.

Hey It's been a while since you saw my face I haven't been doing so great So I took a little break A lot of people are saying some things about me that aren't quite true Doesn't matter if it's true, though Just as long as it's entertaining to you, right? You guys having fun? All aboard the toxic gossip train Chugging down the tracks of misinformation The toxic gossip train You got a one-way ticket to manipulation station Toxic gossip train Tie me to the tracks and harass me for my past Those rumors look like facts if you don't mind the gaps I won't survive in the crash, but hey At least you're havin' fun

-A FUNNY STORY-

Do you know the funny and strange story of a woman who burned a frozen rabbit? No? Then read this. Have fun. And don't forget to comment if you liked the story or not. Please don`t write mean comments if you don`t like it. What's your opinion on the story? . . .

"This jar is full of stupid worthless things, but they’re worth something to me” - Miranda Harcourt.

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Curious question: what do you think the consequences should be if someone burnt or vandalized a country’s flag, specifically the American flag?

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