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so there is this guy, let's call him snape. snape is eggman (my crush)'s bestie, and there is something... suspicious about him. there was this one time he said i had the biggest asian eyes, when it is clearly my bully's brother. I personally think my eyes are pretty small, and definetely smaller than my bully's brother's. I have no idea why snape is rooting for someone that is not his friend. plz lmk if this sus

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question for a friend... Is it cheating/suspicious if your otp w your bf and friend, and he and your friend are talking about things he likes, but everytime you want to chime in or just talk to him, he acts extremely rude towards you then continues to talk to your friend, and then when you talk to him about it, he says that your being weird and overdramatic? i just need to know b4 giving her advice on what to do next.

someone is give me fake followers right now 😭 can someone pls remove them i do not know who is making them go up so fast. and i heard that if you fake follower you get ban so matt i am innocent

I just wanna know if I restarted the roses are red violets are blue jokes bcz after i posted mine 3 days ago i get like 7 likes and then like 3 people have the roses are red violets are blue poems ☠️

Hey @matt, so I was thinking, can we gove anons a limited number of post and comments? (Per device) Like it would help alot with all these Fakes and anons, but at the same time, it would make normal people get an account, and if they have an account, then there's probably a higher chance of them returning, no? And that would bring more people in, and start a small incline in users here, right?

Like hey I'm just saying I'm normally retarded but shit sounds good.

Guys, it's not looking too well...

I survived, but I'm no longer the person who I used to be.

I'm now strapped onto a wheel chair, paralyzed from the waist down. The "waxing paper" thankfully didn't reach any vital organs, but it did cause numbness in my buttocks and my legs a few minutes after I had done the act, which later lead to me having paralysis.

It gets even worse...

Sadly, my girlfriend left me due to m… Read more

Aight real talk will the chiefs get the 1 seed, chiefs still have to play the Browns, Texans, and Steelers while the Bills still have to play the 49ers, Rams, Lions, and jets. I have no doubt Allen will win some of these games but if the chiefs win out they get the 1 seed and the Lions-Bills game could potentially be what determines the AFC.

Guys, for whatever reason, please do NOT use fly trap paper to wax your asshole!!!

Today, I was trying to search around my house for some waxing paper because my intertwined lengthy asshole hairs created a humid environment to where sweat and fungus was able to be produced. Then, I looked in my father's garage and I was able to find a large sheet of waxing paper (or so I thought).

The waxing paper was yellow for wh… Read more

Do not put your penis in a vacuum cleaner. Please do not insert your penis into a vacuum cleaner.

For starters, the vacuum cleaner might be dirty. It's likely that there might be dirt, dust, and bacteria that could cause an infection if they come into contact with sensitive tissues.

The vacuum cleaner is also dry. The penis is meant to be moist, and a vacuum cleaner with high suction power could chafe some of the d… Read more

so if i wanted to theoretically buy a theoretical vigilante mask that theoretically looked kinda like red hood, and was vey strong with me being able to see perfectly out of it where would i find it? theoretically

our friend, love, and amazing contribution to our community, Ethan, has unfortunately passed today, and was found dead at 8:05 am. there is no need to contact anyone because it is being taken care of by his family. Please, help is available to you. You can DM me on WJE lounge (James B) or you can contact a hotline )988) if you feel like you need help mentally. Thank you all, and I will be sharing notes he wrote all of you. Sincerely, James

hey guys. gtfo this site. u guys are annoying as fuck. wah wah this site sucks. ok BYE DUDE. If you complain and ur still on here, it's ur own fuckin fault, you fuckin morons. geez. useless people. gtfo this site. buh bye. we dont want u here either.

Hi ,I’m new!^^ I've seen that many who have been on this site for a long time have few followers and that nobody is actually online here. why is that? sorry if I said that wrong (I'm from Germany and speak German) Google translator Bye for now 🐹✌️

This site has not been whole for such a long time idk if I even know the concept of bananas anymore

My dearest friends and family, after seventeen years I have decided that instead of continuing to suffer in the disgusting place that is called “earth,” I have decided that Hell would suit me better. Yes, I didn’t say heaven, and that is because I have done nothing but sinned my way through life and I’m sorry. I’m sorry for rejecting help. I’m sorry for pushing you all to the sides and obsessing over myself. The only… Read more

blach since you be coming and going ima just put it here but you asked me if I was anime 0.3 and I am (even tho all the animes are me)