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My friend was looking through my jokes and said "wow! thats a long one!"

All I could think was "Thats not what will ever be said to you"

ayo matt could I have mod, I've seen a lot of questionable things on this site, and I just want to help you out and help clean up the people

They say the surest way to a woman’s heart is through the stomach. But, I find going through the ribcage a lot easier.

I wasn't close to my father when he died. Which is lucky because he stepped on a landmine.

I’m stupid I just resized under my “which is more dramatic” poll I said more I thought I said less and said “my answer” on the guys button accidentally which i very much disagree with do not assume that I think guys are dramatic because that is false information on my behalf

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Which is more dramatic. Just wanted to drop out some obvious controversy before I finished my homework

I'M GAY AND A FATASS AND THE TERRORIST IS THE BEST PERSON WHO HAS EVER EXISTED AND SHE DESERVES ALL THE POPEYES IN THE WHOLE WORLD BECAUSE SHE'S THE BEST TERRORIST I KNOW. I'M SUCH A FUCKING LOSER AND I DESERVE TO GET A "L" TATOOED ON MY BIG ASS FORHEAD TO SHOW THE WORLD WHAT A FUCKING DUMBASS I AM

Guess who has two thumbs and got called a disappointment by his mother just to come home the next day and be told I looked like satan? This guy. Not like I give two fucks what my mom thinks anyway what’s she gonna do if she ever wants to punish me? Take away my iPad so she can’t text me if I run away? Yes this post is 100% dumb and probably a waste of your time just felt like saying something because it’s the weekend 😎