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I want to die like my grandfather...He died when he was napping.... Not like the passengers in his taxi who yelled and cried badly

I come here when I'm board in class and my friend and i make and read jokes when we board

ROUND 2: what has 88 keys but can't unlock a single door? (If this is too easy I apologise)

i was playing baseball with an orphan,he hit a homer, i said run home. we lost :)

Not a riddle yet but just a word of caution: user name Adapt is sending hateful and derogatory comments. I don't know how to report it, so I thought I'd warn everyone 👑

ok here's the riddle i speak without a mouth, i hear without ears, i have no body but i come alive in wind what am i? plz post your guesses more riddles soon!

I've been thinking- this is points based now. I know, this is chaotic but the score lies as: Bluey: 20 Beepo: 15 Lostinflowers: 10 Dadamoop: 10 Omnom: 10 Tegan: 5

Every time I light my lighter the lighter my lighter gets before it is too light to light

Hey guys I need help. I'm a new parent and my newborn isn't breathing anymore, I was giving him a bath roughly 3-4 hours ago and left him to do his own thing came back and wasn't breathing anymore what do I do? Please don't sat put him in the micowave because I just tried it for 5-6 minutes with no affect. Please help!

How do I bounce on my boyfriend’s dick like an absolute champ? I find it tiring, hard on the knees, I’m insecure about my belly and I worry about bending his dick. Male and female advice welcome!!

98% of Harvard students fail this riddle. I turn polar bears white and I will make you cry, I mean guys gotta pee and girls comb their hair. I make celebrities look stupid, and normal people look like celebrities. I make pancakes brown and your champagne bubble. If you squeeze me I'll pop, if you look at me you'll pop. Can you answer the riddle? Find the answer here on Monday around 10:50

Hey guys a made a cool video it would realy and i mean REALLy make my day if you just watch it (:::::::: thx I <#3 you all

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

i need some dirty booty, clean booty moist booty watery booty any type of booty im tryna eat ass

(im 11) hope you dont mind

Ukraine (🇺🇦) Vs Russia (🇷🇺) place your bets!!! i got all my dildos on russia