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nahhh i got chili in my eye at school (we were making food) and my eye died fr and my teacher had to give me medicine spray 😭 and i couldn’t start to cry for some reason. don’t ever get chili stuff in your eye, it’s painful as heck

hi this is shaylies mom i finaly desided to let ZEPHER know she died in the hospital hear is a son g for you from her https://youtu.be/7qaHdHpSjX8

Okay, I need to clarify things since apparently some people don't know how to read. The mod vote will consist of THREE PRE-CHOSEN CANDIDATES who have each been nominated by a mod. NOBODY IS "RUNNING," NOBODY NEEDS TO APPLY. The post I made was to REGISTER to be a VOTER.

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Recovering from surgery. I look like I’m high because the anaesthesia on half my face hasn’t worn off yet

Once upon a time in the deepest depths of hell, Alastor, known as "The Radio Demon," found himself feeling uncharacteristically bored. As a sadistic demon with a penchant for chaos, it was rare for Alastor to experience such an emotion. However, his mischievous nature compelled him to seek out something that could bring pleasure to his twisted soul.

Eying his retrofitted radio booth, Alastor's eyes flickered with a … Read more

Sometimes I want to put that knife to my neck when my parents aren’t home because I feel like I am not enough and I should fucking be perfect because if I am not I get humiliated,screamed at and so much more then I remember I have so much to live for so if you are fighting feeling to kill yourself rember your not alone I was there too

Opal... I'm sorry for everything but... I just want us to get along but you don't soo... I'm leaving this world, I've had enough of people hating me when i come onlne so i'm leaving Goodbye bitches, see u in another life...

anybody want some ducks ( grabs a duck and presents it it back flips in my hand towards my face ) oh sh- (it spits fire in my face) I AM FIREPROOF!!!!

I goddamn dad poured milk on me now I can’t get my fucking hair un tangled he will fucking pay he’s a no life fucking bitch

This site blows. Do people actually talk here? Conversations? I have yet to met someone that has something smart to say.

Hey! Anything I can you, you can't do it as well as me. Try me. I will do anything. I can do anything from writing a 100-page essay, with each page being a different language, to mowing your lawn perfectly for only 1 dollar! How does that sound? Well, try me.