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A man walks into a bar and orders three shots. "Long day?" the bartender asks. "Well... My oldest son just came out..." The man finishes the shots and leaves the bar. The next day, the man comes back and orders four shots. "What now?" the bartender asks. "My middle son just came out." The man finishes his drinks and leaves. He comes back the next day and orders five shots. "Again?" the bartender asks. "Yeah. My youngest son." He drinks his shots and leaves. The next day, he comes in again. This time, he orders ten shots. "My God! Is there anyone in your family that likes girls??" the bartender asks. "Yeah... My wife." (Repost!)

Guys just be nice to Ryantoyreview2018 he is new he did not know what type of dumb asses you all are to him

Can someone stop this 5yr old?! He is not ment to be on here. He needs a reality check cuz u can't just giving ur mom's credit card on a cursed website.

can we ban this kid, ryantoyreveiw2018, or something? He's too young to be on here

WHAT A FUCKING DAY. I GOT INTO A FIGHT BECAUSE THIS ASSHOLE WAS BEATING UP AN AUTISTIC KID. SO I GOT PISSED AND WENT UP TO HIM THEN THREW A LEFT HOOK TO THE SIDE OF THE JAW. THEN A RIGHT. THEN AFTER A MINUTE , HE WAS BLEEDING ON THE FLOOR. ( AS I REMIND YOU IM IN DAEP. AKA ALTERNATIVE SCHOOL FOR BEHAVIOR AND SHIT) SO IM THERE ON TOP OF THE BITCH STILL HITTING HIM WHEN ONE OF HIS FREINDS ATTACK ME. SO I GRABBED HIS LE… Read more

mom tells her son to go to the other kid to walk to the kid just standing still to clap so the kid can hear and move out of the way of the car(but her son was blind the other kid had no legs so he couldn't walk and the kid has no arms so he couldn't clap and the kid died because he couldn't hear he was deaf)

a sister told her brother to walk to the store buy some candy watch movie with her while eating the candy (but he couldn't walk because he has no legs he couldn't buy candy because he has no arms he couldn't watch a movie because he was blind and he couldn't eat because he has no stomach who said he was real?)

OML TERRORIST 100.00 IS NOT TERRORIST ITS ANIME AND HES JUST BEING A ANNOYING GAY EMO FATASS LOOKING FURRY.

Hey everyone I'm watching a movie in school with the worlds worst teacher and he still gave us work when school is almost over. And if you don't care then don't say anything.

I saw someone from my class at the store today and it was so awkward because he said hey to me and my sister and the only thing I could think to do was a L at him because I was half asleep and I have him in 4 of my classes and i don't know what to do.

I asked my dad If I could have money for coke. He gave me $500 and I said I meant Coca-Cola.

where did my brothers go, my hood go, my squad go , my homies go , my broskys go , my HOESKY'S GO ,

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GENESIS 43 Joseph’s Brothers Return to Egypt 1Now the famine was severe in the land. 2And when they had eaten the grain that they had brought from Egypt, their father said to them, “Go again, buy us a little food.” 3But Judah said to him, “The man solemnly warned us, saying, ‘You shall not see my face unless your brother is with you.’ 4If you will send our brother with us, we will go down and buy you food. 5But if yo… Read more

GENESIS 42 Joseph’s Brothers Go to Egypt 1When Jacob learned that there was grain for sale in Egypt, he said to his sons, “Why do you look at one another?” 2And he said, “Behold, I have heard that there is grain for sale in Egypt. Go down and buy grain for us there, that we may live and not die.” 3So ten of Joseph’s brothers went down to buy grain in Egypt. 4But Jacob did not send Benjamin, Joseph’s brother, with his… Read more

For those of you that don’t know Christianity is just a Jewish cult that has no historical or religious depth rather than hey this dude is a zombie for example Jesus was crusified because he claimed to be king of Jews so really if your Cranston you should just switch to Jewish because that’s basically what you belive in but more accurate better yet just be non religious like me