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The year was 2022. In a dark corner of the internet, there existed worstjokesever.com, a website filled with the most cringe-worthy jokes one could imagine. Among the members, a deeply disturbed individual named Ashton Parks roamed freely, lurking in the shadows. However, unbeknownst to the other users, Ashton's presence spun a horrifying web that extended far beyond the world of jokes.

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Once upon a time, in the vast virtual realm of the internet, there existed a website called Worst Jokes Ever. It was a place where users from all corners of the world shared their most cringe-worthy jokes. But behind the scenes, there lurked a powerful, elderly moderator known only as Dagger.

Dagger was an enigma, stalking the website's virtual alleys like a stealthy alligator. His ban hammer struck with ruthless pr… Read more

GUYS HELP MEEEE. JUST LET KIT CONNOR FUCKING REJECT ME SO I CAN GET OVER HIMMM. HE'S SO FUCKING FINEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Bro I was doing my schoolwork, and my grandpa comes home, and he says are you finished with all of your schoolwork and there is like a certain amount I had to do, and he says are you sure and I'm like yes like bitch you don't trust me? anyways he made me do 5 more for no fucking reason.

Guys I can explain okay Before you all attack me Please I want to explain what happened So first off yes I have a bf and he is real. Second off he isn’t my alt. I do have similar grammar compared to him but it’s bc we both have the same mother tongue. Third off we’re legit in the same house right now. I have photo proof. I live in an apartment above a convenience store so I was getting food because it was lunchtime right and he wanted to go on. I came back and saw what was happening. I tried to explain. See that makes sense right.

Harry potter-Book 4-Chapter 32-page 638 "kill the spare" A swishing noise and a second voice, which screeched the words to the night: "Avada Kedavra!" A blast of green light blazed through Harry's eyelids, and he heard something heavy fall to the ground beside him; the pain in his scar reached such a pitch that he reached. and then it diminished; terrified of what he was about to see, he opened his stinging eyes. Cedric was lying spread-eagled on the ground beside him. He was dead. That.. I. Made me cry...

You will be warmly welcomed and shown around a little in the new world for you. Shortly afterwards the man takes you to a small house that is furnished with many glowing objects. He tells you that you must first learn a job of your choice before you are trained to become a warrior. What work does he offer you and which will you choose? (Of course it also depends on which portal you chose in the last post)

you're standing alone outside in the rain at night. Two portals suddenly open in front of you. In one you can see a beautiful sky world and in the other a dark place with many forests and cliffs. In each portal a man now stands and asks you if you want to join their world and fight against the other world to protect your own world. The man in the dark portal is wearing leather clothes and is about thirty years old, the person in the portal next to him is wearing white robes and also has a golden sword. But he doesn't seem particularly likeable to you. which world will you join? What do they offer you and what will you do after entering the portal?

Hi guys just wanted to update yal on some stuff First off remember I’ll be off from Christmas Eve to New Year’s Day because I have double jaw surgery. Second off ppl have been asking my eyes feel weirdly a lot better Third off I’m having a better time then I was a while ago I mean I have a bf and stuff now but like idk were great he’s so fine omg Fourth off my mental health is not great right now (Asian parents, surgery, school, etc) so I might be kinda venting idk just y’all don’t have to pay attention at all Bye

I'm Gabe's (Mid-Western Motherfucker) old friend from when he visited toronto in the 2000's. I would like to say that you all changed him very much, when we met he was grumpy terrifying and rude, but in recent times he was happier and talking about you guys. My honest thanks for helping him be a better man and my apologies for his passing, I hope you will all remember him. (If you don't believe me he had his account saved on his fridge door and I will comment from his account on this post)

Say what, say what? Say what, say what? Say what, say what? I say what, say what? (My dick is bigger than yours) Ooh, I say what, say what? I say what, say what? I say what, say what? (My band is bigger than yours) Too bad, I got your beans in my bag You stuck-up sucker, Korny motherfucker Taking over flows is the Limp pimp Need a Bizkit to save this crew from Jon Davis I'm gonna drop a little east side skill Ya best… Read more

I feel bad for Matt. He worked really hard to make this website, mods and all, but now it's all crashing down. His website isn't even known that well. :'( poor guy

Good evening WJE... I've got a feeling there's gonna be lots of misanthropy. Matt in the sky has a frown on his face. And he's waving a goodbye to the American race....

Oh boy it's sad to see... what's become of WJE..........

GOOD EVENING WJE!