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Hey, people! My stepmother had been to the store with my baby brother today. She came home at 14:30 or something, (European time) she asked me to help her carry the groceries bags. [note: the bags are made out of plastic]

I did as I was asked for. The stairs I had to walk down has 18 steps. (yes, I count every step in a staircase when I walk in one.) The staircase ain’t very steep. The ninth step is big, you can f… Read more

It’s nice that I met cool and nice ppl here. At first I thought everyone here was some kind of jackass so it’s nice to meet y’all :3

People, I won't be here for much longer, I'm dying. I don't know what I have but I dont have much longer to live, my heartrate got down to 10 today and my oxygen levels got to 20 the doctotrs dont know whats wrong but I fear the worst, if I don't survive, I'd like to thank wade for his jokes and helping me get through hard times, the rest of you are amazing. It was nice getting to talk to you all.

Hey guys ;) So i have some news first off I AM NOT QUITTING!!!! You guys have helped me with some things December 24-26, i will not really be in here. For around December 24-January 2-3, i will not be as active on here but I will check a lot since i am going on vacation I don’t quit on people so i will be very active after this time stamp

KAHN VE PLIZE STUP ZE FRICKINK DRAMA! Isee people bullying ze ozher people too, Gven is not ze only vone. For Gahd's sake just do jokez, if you vant to bully somevone do it in your fahmilee! You peepul don't even know each ozher but we're still doink zhis stupit NONSENSE! JUST MAKE JOKES PEÖPLE! Zhat is vhy it's called "Woahst JOAKES evah" not "Bully people EVAH" SO SHUT UP UND GET A LIFE DUM DUMS! Geez! Ze only veas… Read more

Say what, say what? Say what, say what? Say what, say what? I say what, say what? (My dick is bigger than yours) Ooh, I say what, say what? I say what, say what? I say what, say what? (My band is bigger than yours) Too bad, I got your beans in my bag You stuck-up sucker, Korny motherfucker Taking over flows is the Limp pimp Need a Bizkit to save this crew from Jon Davis I'm gonna drop a little east side skill Ya best… Read more

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Some members here have asked me to renovate Worst Jokes Ever. Which medium would you like to use for the renovated site?

Hello, WJE! My name is Mike Steinberg and I am a male feminist and LGBTQ activist, and anti-racist. Let me show you around my house. Over here are my... uh, jugs, [don't drink them ;)] there are about 71 of them in total, I like to call it "the autumn sea" because of the diverse colors that are visible. Over here on my computer I like to code scripts that auto-ban disgusting racists, anti-semites, and transphobes, He… Read more

Hello, I am new here. Someone told me about this corrupted website. After reading people's posts, I can determine that this place is full of weird and dumb people. There's a depressed Korean person, a bunch of Gotham city fanatics, and a K-pop stan. Very interesting. I would like it to be known that I love to cause drama. Let the fun and games begin. Ha, ha.

Angel V, how did u find out abt my WJE account when i never told you abt the website?

(Angel from school only come on here)

Dear Worst Jokes Ever,

I sit here with a heavy heart, tears streaming down my face, as I write this farewell letter to you. Our time spent together has brought both laughter and despair, but alas, it is time for me to bid you adieu.

From the moment I stumbled upon your twisted humor, I thought I had found my home, a sanctuary for those who appreciate the darkest corners of comedy. Oh, how we laughed, or rather, how… Read more

Yo, I have someone impersonating me lmao. Anyways, if you’re confused, just click on the profile. He has less followers than me. And realize that I have never said the n-word on here.