Hammer Community

my god the people in my advisory are so fucking unfunny and unoriginal like get a life omfg. they use the fuckin 2021 soundboards that are so unbelievably unfunny that make me wanna smash their computers with a hammer out of pure spite

Once upon a time, in a nostalgic corner of the internet, Lynx, an intelligent and wise pigeon, stumbled upon an old website from his childhood called WorstJokesEver. Intrigued by the memories it held, Lynx delved into the realm of terrible jokes and found the website had a community tab.

With mischievous glee, Lynx saw an opportunity to unleash his cruel humor on the unsuspecting members, disregarding the potential … Read more

Once upon a time, in the vast virtual realm of the internet, there existed a website called Worst Jokes Ever. It was a place where users from all corners of the world shared their most cringe-worthy jokes. But behind the scenes, there lurked a powerful, elderly moderator known only as Dagger.

Dagger was an enigma, stalking the website's virtual alleys like a stealthy alligator. His ban hammer struck with ruthless pr… Read more

Well, let me have a rule and a saw and a board and I'll cut it I'll climb up a ladder with a hammer and a nail and I'll nail it Well, we worked so hard to build a little house together In the snow or the rain or the ice-cold wind, whenever No matter What the weather We're together Let me have a rule and a saw and a board and I'll cut it Climb up a ladder with a hammer and a nail and I'll nail it Well, we worked so hard to build a little house together In the snow, in the rain or the ice-cold wind, whenever No matter Any weather We're together

“I see,” said the blind man to his deaf wife sitting in the corner of a round room, as he picked up his hammer and saw. =‘)