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Bee Movie By Jerry Seinfeld

NARRATOR: (Black screen with text; The sound of buzzing bees can be heard) According to all known laws of aviation, : there is no way a bee should be able to fly. : Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. : The bee, of course, flies anyway : because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. BARRY BENSON: (Barry is picking out a shirt) Yellow, black. Y… Read more

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Goodness me, why so sad? Has something happened dear... associate? Eternal pain you say? Do you want, or NEED something to numb it? Ha! You think I can help you? What signals have I made to suggest that? That hurt your feelings? Ooh, I seem to look like I care. My apologies, I was being unclear about my emotions. You want to talk about it? Do I seem like a trustworthy person? Why, thank you! I would not say the same for you. I rarely find people trustworthy enough to tell them that.

don’t ask, i was bored okay?

Time for a fucked up story with DP! We start our story with a 2 year old child, his parents divorce and obviously split custody. The mom gets him sometimes and the dad gets him sometimes. Seems fine right? Fast forward and now the child is 8, still the same thing, back and fourth between the two parents, UNTIL..the Dad figured out that whenever the child is with the Mom, the Mom dresses him up like a girl and calls h… Read more

yal if the website is (maybe) older than 2019 why has matts profile only been there since 21

I have seen the whole opal drama, and here is my opinion on it.

Even though she may have done some bad things, she regrets it, and is working on being a better person. As she said, she has anxiety and ADHD, and some ppl just cram hate on her telling her to "kill [herself]" and asking the mods and Matt to ban her. I can relate to this, because I have been in these situations before at school, and I struggled to fix t… Read more

Guys give this acc I just hacked an appraisal it's from 2022 and has 3 posts in 2022 how much would it sell for at an auction

I was thinkng lik $500,000 but that might be a little too low

Dear @Matt , our good friend [ God ] has came back k iwas thinking about you making a rank for God to be an admin so let me explain [ normal people] --> [ mods] --> [admin] --> then [yo matt ] se both know God is a good guy and would be a good guy to Have correction on us mods to make sure we're doing what we need to do. From American side worstjokesever - sincerely I'm with stupid [ changed my name recently to lone star stupid will change back later ]

Warning: A large population of child predators and pedophiles on worstjokesever.com has recently been discovered. Please be wary of who you communicate with, and never give out personal information, such as the following: your name, email, face, biometrics, credit/debit card details, passwords, age, or address. I also encourage all users under 16 years old to leave this website and come back at an older age, though I am aware you are unlikely to listen. I am not a moderator of this website, but I reckon they'd agree.

Boys and girls, it’s nighty-night time! Happy Jake the clown has a nursery rhyme :)

It’s about the boogie woogie man, keep your light on as long as you can. ‘Cause when it cuts off, so does your head! Boogie woogie woogie waits under your bed with a shank, splah! Up through the bottom! Little Jimmy Jimmy? GOT ‘EM!

Hello everyone! I guess I'm one of the only people from my friend group who hasn't said their farewell message yet, so I may as well say it now. Even though I haven't gotten the chance to talk to most of you and know each other well, it has been an experience just existing here, I guess. Amazing or not, it was still something. I never really introduced myself either, but if you want to know some little things about m… Read more

Bro's deleting my post because he knows it's true WJE will die because of lack of ad revenue

I guarantee Matt has a reddit account