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bitch istg i saw the light today. so firstly i was in the mf principles office and she fucking sat on me and feed me 500 bigmacs and shit like that then she fucking brought my dad in AND WHEN I TELL U I KNEW THAT I WAS GOING TO GET MY ASS WOOPED. anyways so my dad LITERALLY started to try and fight with me but i just ignored his ass AND THEN her fatass was like "you are being disrespectful to ur dad", mind you I WAS … Read more

Mass extinctions are the scientific name for the time that Chuck Norris went hunting. In fact, Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, because this implies the possibility of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.

i am going to leave for a very long time bc no one wants to talk to me so and i have a feeling that a lot of ppl hate me so dont thank me for leaving your welcome goodbye:(

Guys, can everyone just stop? A lot of people on here are suicidal it's not worth it. And if you're really feeling this way don't go and tell everyone your peers don't know how to handle it. Go talk to an adult it doesn't matter if you feel like you need to do everything yourself, because you don't. And if you say things just like this for attention, stop people have real problems like this it's not a joke. If you feel that way talk to someone if you don't but you say you do wth is wrong with you? Thats not a joke.

Put a finger down if you ever got called perfect but know that your not because you see things that nobody else sees and the refuse to tell you that your not perfect so you rethink everything that you have been through then convince yourself that you must be perfect but then randomly you remember why you think it then go back to refusing that your perfect than everyone thinks that you are the worst person in your school and you start wondering why you were born. (I put all of my fingers down).

Hank Schrader here coming for you sussy gussys comment your favorite place to get minerals from heehehe and dagger why dont you go get some crown wins you haven't got a dub since chapter 3! come on man hop on forts with the boys stop simping over furry girls and remember trumpfan1998 don't break bad heehehe

My fucking social studies teacher said I was cheating on my work and I swear to god if he says "Your answers were the exact same as your friends" I am going to scream at the top of my lungs "WE WERE WORKING TOGETHER AND TELLING EACH OTHER WHAT WE THINK THE FUCKING ANSWERS ARE AND WE AGREED ON THE FUCKING ANSWERS WE GOT SO DEAL WITH IT." I won't say fucking and shit but I will yell all of that shit.

anyone else remeber when this was the most active time for this site?, i mean like where did everyone go?, evry, lostbozo, god Pt2,, chaotic-chaos, jassy, sadsam?

Can anyone tell me how to properly set my broken finger back in place? One of my friends tried snapping it back last night while I was playing rugby and he just made it worse and idk what to do.

I'm going to the doctors in 2-3 days but it still hurts like hell. What do I do until than? D:

They say the surest way to a woman’s heart is through the stomach. But, I find going through the ribcage a lot easier.

lemme just tell you what happened. MY DAD BEAT MY ASS like as soon as i stepped through them doors it was over, it was like mf mcdonalds shut down or something like he was MAD, he was bringing out the hangers again and i wasn’t bouta get beat for the SECOND TIME IN ONE DAY so i was like “what did i do wrong now” AND HIS FAT ASS WAS LIKE “i got a email from your teacher about the math test you failed” i was like oh sh… Read more