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GENESIS 33 Jacob Meets Esau 1Jacob looked up and there was Esau, coming with his four hundred men; so he divided the children among Leah, Rachel and the two female servants. 2He put the female servants and their children in front, Leah and her children next, and Rachel and Joseph in the rear. 3He himself went on ahead and bowed down to the ground seven times as he approached his brother. 4But Esau ran to meet Jacob a… Read more

GENESIS 31 Jacob Flees From Laban 1Jacob heard that Laban’s sons were saying, “Jacob has taken everything our father owned and has gained all this wealth from what belonged to our father.” 2And Jacob noticed that Laban’s attitude toward him was not what it had been. 3Then the Lord said to Jacob, “Go back to the land of your fathers and to your relatives, and I will be with you.” 4So Jacob sent word to Rachel and Leah… Read more

GENESIS 30 1When Rachel saw that she was not bearing Jacob any children, she became jealous of her sister. So she said to Jacob, “Give me children, or I’ll die!” 2Jacob became angry with her and said, “Am I in the place of God, who has kept you from having children?” 3Then she said, “Here is Bilhah, my servant. Sleep with her so that she can bear children for me and I too can build a family through her.” 4So she gave… Read more

GENESIS 28 1So Isaac called for Jacob and blessed him. Then he commanded him: “Do not marry a Canaanite woman. 2Go at once to Paddan Aram, to the house of your mother’s father Bethuel. Take a wife for yourself there, from among the daughters of Laban, your mother’s brother. 3May God Almighty bless you and make you fruitful and increase your numbers until you become a community of peoples. 4May he give you and your de… Read more

I was going to sleep at a normal time for once but this beat I made is absolutely insane

https://musiclab.chromeexperiments.com/Song-Maker/song/5205057523154944

GUYS GUYS GUYS I'M SO SORRY SCHOOL TRIED TO MURDER ME!!!

I'm really back now, I swear, this isn't gonna be another one of those times where I say I'm gonna be back and then never get on, I'll really be checking this often.

It's probably not going to be as constant as it once was, but with the term ending for me soon I should have much more free time so I'll be able to hang around more.

THE KING IS BACK, BABY!! WOOOOO!!!!

Hey guys ain’t been on in a bit been going through some shit how’s everyone doing

You me, gas station..what are we having for dinner? sushi ofc, uh oh looks like there was a roofie in our gas station sushi, we black out and wake up in the sewers were surrounded by fish, horny fish, you know what that means FISH ORGY, the stench draws in a bear, what are we going to do.. WERE GONNA FIGHT IT. Bear fight, bear handed, bear...naked? oh yes please. we befriend the bear after beating it in a brawl, we r… Read more

Guys, a real man or woman is one that apologizes to everybody they hurt. Don't be afraid to fail. It's part of growing up. God will forgive you. I promise. Killing yourself and going to Hell isn't worth it. Trust me. Repenting and going to Heaven is infinitely times better.

I DID NOT FAKE SHIT I LEFT BECAUSE I HAVE TO TAKE CARE OF MY MAWMAW AND I NEVER SAID I WAS GOING TO KILL MYSELF WHO EVER SAID THAT IS A FUCKING LIE I SWEAR.

Hey everyone! I just want to say my last and final goodbyes to you all. If your wondering why I said last, it's because I got a stomach cancer and will be giving up my life tomorrow... I thank you all so much for being friends with me! it means a lot. But I'm sorry I have to go. I hope you all move on and enjoy the rest of your lives. Thank you again and... ✌️Goodbye ya'll✌️

Ima go to idk if I’ll be on tonight again or not sweet dreams everybody. Cya all tomorrow