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JAKE WTAF? YOU CHOOSE EVERYONE WHO WOULDN'T BE GOOD SEPT MADI WITCH SHE WOULD BE MID. YOU CHOSE FUCKING AG? YOU CHOOSE PEOPLE WHO ARE TROLLS? YOU CHOOSE PEOPLE SO MADI WOULD WIN. ALR IM SAYING THIS THAN I AM QUITTING OK? JAKE WHEN I CAME HERE YOU WHERE OK YOU WERE A GOOD PERSON BUT EVER SENSE MADI GOT HERE IT GOT WORSE. Jake.. You put horrible candidates care you where scared your girlfriend would not win. That is horrible, Im done. Toast, flappy, Amy, mal, SAH, ethan, can text me, everyone else fuck off.

Once upon a time in the deepest depths of hell, Alastor, known as "The Radio Demon," found himself feeling uncharacteristically bored. As a sadistic demon with a penchant for chaos, it was rare for Alastor to experience such an emotion. However, his mischievous nature compelled him to seek out something that could bring pleasure to his twisted soul.

Eying his retrofitted radio booth, Alastor's eyes flickered with a … Read more

Hello, WJE! My name is Mike Steinberg and I am a male feminist and LGBTQ activist, and anti-racist. Let me show you around my house. Over here are my... uh, jugs, [don't drink them ;)] there are about 71 of them in total, I like to call it "the autumn sea" because of the diverse colors that are visible. Over here on my computer I like to code scripts that auto-ban disgusting racists, anti-semites, and transphobes, He… Read more

The big reason why I broke up with my girlfriend is because she wanted me to fight with Wade and Wade is my friend and she wanted me to fight with Amy and I didn't so she got kisses off

Once upon a time, in a nostalgic corner of the internet, Lynx, an intelligent and wise pigeon, stumbled upon an old website from his childhood called WorstJokesEver. Intrigued by the memories it held, Lynx delved into the realm of terrible jokes and found the website had a community tab.

With mischievous glee, Lynx saw an opportunity to unleash his cruel humor on the unsuspecting members, disregarding the potential … Read more

Once upon a time, in the vast virtual realm of the internet, there existed a website called Worst Jokes Ever. It was a place where users from all corners of the world shared their most cringe-worthy jokes. But behind the scenes, there lurked a powerful, elderly moderator known only as Dagger.

Dagger was an enigma, stalking the website's virtual alleys like a stealthy alligator. His ban hammer struck with ruthless pr… Read more

So im fucked. My sister is coming into town next month with her new wife fun fact her new wife is my fucken ex-girlfriend

Hello, WJE! My name is Mike Steinberg and I am a male feminist and LGBTQ activist, and anti-racist. Let me show you around my house. Over here are my... uh, jugs, [don't drink them ;)] there are about 71 of them in total, I like to call it "the autumn sea" because of the diverse colors that are visible. Over here on my computer I like to code scripts that auto-ban disgusting racists, anti-semites, and transphobes, He… Read more

Cocaine is like a super hot girlfriend with perfect tits except she's rude to you and fucks other guys

GUYS TOMORROW IS ME AND MY GIRLFRIENDS ONE MONTH ANNIVERSARY!!!!!! (And yes i'm a girl and if you don't like that then go fuck yourself because I don't give a fuck about what you think.)

Hahahahaha Tank God Ayy, ayy I've been fuckin' hoes and poppin' pillies Man, I feel just like a rockstar (ayy, ayy) All my brothers got that gas And they always be smokin' like a Rasta Fuckin' with me, call up on a Uzi And show up, man, them the shottas When my homies pull up on your block They make that thing go grrra-ta-ta-ta (ta, pow, pow, pow, ayy, ayy) Switch my whip, came back in black I'm startin' sayin', "Res… Read more

yoo sooo yk @the uprising of helld , apparently he wants to be shown " more respect" and that apparently i " treat my girlfreind better" than him , bro like stfu ur a my freind , idgaf if ur my best freind , i would treat any girl i dated with more respect than any of my freinds , and thats why he wants to become moderator , js to ban me out of pettyness. yes i regret banning sum people.

My sister told me that my girlfriend was no good I asked why since she’s been over in are house she has been acting weird around my boyfriend I Asked isn’t you boyfriend in college I said my girlfriend is only in 7th grade I say he would be dating a minor. My sister said oh ya I was one telling you that because you girlfriend is just not good. I told good to slow with. Then I walked out of the room. True story

I walks up to my girlfriend and says to her, β€œWant to play the firetruck game?” She says, β€œSure, how do you play it?” I says, β€œI place my finger at the bottom of your leg and run it up, and you say red light when you want me to stop.” She says yes, and I begin. I start to get close to reaching up her skirt, she says, β€œRed light!” I looks at her and I smile wickedly and says, β€œFiretrucks don’t stop for red lights.” She laughs as I start to rape her.

I want to randomly remind everybody who men really are. Men are hard-working, loyal, respectful, and strong beings who want love, loyalty, and respect from their girlfriend/wife. Whenever we leave the house, we activate self-defence mode against women who think they’re so pretty every guy will stare at them. We practically have to close our eyes and avoid eye contact with girls. It’s an unnecessary stress, but sadly, it’s what we have to do to mot be called pedophiles and perverts, or be accused of sexual harassment for looking in a girl’s direction. In short, men are better than women think. We don’t just wan sex. We want respect, love, and loyalty.

hey guys look what my cousin said im telling tracy to make sure your in trouble now this is why your roof is falling in and you got to boil creek water to wash your stinky ass you wear makeup and whore clothes for attention from guys because u dont get any at home no one loves you you put so much makup on you look like a prostitute and the only way you can get attention iss wearing clothes with your ass out like gir… Read more