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Once upon a time, there was a girl named Lucy, who was known for one peculiar thing: she could not stop farting. It wasnโ€™t just an occasional squeak or puffโ€”it was a full-on symphony of noises, each more unpredictable than the last.

It all started one Saturday morning when Lucy was helping her mother bake cookies. As they mixed the dough, Lucy felt the pressure building. She tried to hold it in, but the more she focโ€ฆ Read more

"You run like a girl" When I was 11 my mom left me on side of the road with the guy who yk...yeah. ANYWAYS I chased after the car for 5 miles there and bck, screaming begging her to stop the car...but she never did. So yes I do "run like a girl"

Trama dump๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ #thankumom #greatestpersonever

Mom of the year def goes to her.

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Prologue + chapter one. Is it all a dream? Charlie knight Thank you to my Editor, Agustas. Is it all a Dream? Charlie Knight Introduction

I remember when I first died. I have no idea how this dream became a reality. Is it a reality?

I was running from something... Something evil, but from what? It was hard to remember. Struggling, I kept running. Soon the hall came to an end. Quickly, I ran into a room, diving โ€ฆ Read more

Scripts.com Bee Movie By Jerry Seinfeld

NARRATOR: (Black screen with text; The sound of buzzing bees can be heard) According to all known laws of aviation, : there is no way a bee should be able to fly. : Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. : The bee, of course, flies anyway : because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. BARRY BENSON: (Barry is picking out a shirt) Yellโ€ฆ Read more

Cupcake stop pushing it nobody wants to see a random 15 year old girls nudes on this site (except Ashton but)

Wow. Eloise here. Jake has been in hiding with me for the last week. He does not know a mandelin person. He says he was stalked by an ugly girl? He does not want any attention here. My big man is too tired from the sexies to bother with you telebision peoplel.

You canโ€™t allow people to get away with things that are completely over-the-top and outrageous. If you allow your 2 year old to smear the contents of his diapers on the wall of your living room, if you allow your 14 year old to light a joint at the breakfast table, if you allow your hormone-addled 15 year old daughter to slam the door of her bedroom and give you the finger, youโ€™re gonna get MORE OF IT. And those kidsโ€ฆ Read more

Hello, sorry I haven't been as active as I use to be. School is really just been keeping me busy and its horrible I hate every second of it. So I am not gonna be active as much as I USE to be. So I hope y'all are having a wonderful school year, and HOMECOMING is coming up I hope y'all have any ideas for it. I'm going with my girls.

Songs you NEED to listen to!

Velvet Ring - Big Theif Genesis - Grimes Brakhage - Stereolab Jump the Turnstile - TV Girl, Jordana Partyisntover/Campfire/Bimmer- Tyler, The Creator

Wait right here (wait right here) I'll be back in the mornin' (mornin') I know that I'm not that important to you But to me, girl, you're so much more than gorgeous (yeah) So much more than perfect (yeah) Right now, I know that I'm not really worth it If you give me time, I can work on it Give me some time while I work on it Losin' your patience, and, girl, I don't blame you The Earth's in rotation, you're waitin' foโ€ฆ Read more

Shut up boy you look like a velociraptor in a clogged toilet bowl! Bruh you look like an off brand Ben 10 character! Nah you ainโ€™t Ben 10 you Steven 9! Get yo ass back boy, you look like you got expelled for barking at yo lunch lady! Shut yo ass up boy, you ainโ€™t from Jurassic Park, you came from the prehistoric playground! Get yo ass out boy you like Clifford the big red dogโ€™s fossil! Boy what are you talking about โ€ฆ Read more

I can see it in your eyes, that you wanna get out I can see it in your eyes, that you need it right now That you need it right now, that you wanna get out That you need it right now, that you wanna get out Yeah, I just wanna hear the sound, drive our Camaros out of town Baby, we could leave right now, woah Yeah, I just wanna feel alive, baby, take your time Smokin' on this loud, whoa Girl, you know you make my cold hโ€ฆ Read more

guys a girl would rather go for a guy whos mid dumb and confident then a guy whos attractive smart and shy learned from experience

Oh i forgot one more thing. HAPPY LATE BIRTHDAY SAH WOOKIE POOKIE ILYSM AND I WISH YOU NOTHING BUT THE BEST FOR YOUR FUTURE ILYSMM GIRL, I HOPED YOU LIVED IT UPPPPPP!!!!!!!๐Ÿฅณ๐Ÿฅณ๐Ÿฅณ๐Ÿฅณ๐Ÿฅณ๐Ÿฅณ๐Ÿฅณ๐Ÿฅณ๐ŸŽˆ๐ŸŽˆ๐ŸŽˆ๐ŸŽˆ๐ŸŽˆ๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽ‰โœจโœจโœจโœจ๐ŸŽŠ๐ŸŽŠ๐ŸŽŠ๐ŸŽŠ๐ŸŽŠ๐ŸŽ‚๐ŸŽ‚๐ŸŽ‚๐ŸŽ‚๐ŸŽ‚๐ŸŽ‚๐ŸŽ‚๐ŸŽ‚๐ŸŽ‚๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿง๐Ÿง๐Ÿง๐Ÿง๐Ÿง๐Ÿง๐Ÿง๐Ÿง.ILYYYYYY SAHHHH AOOKIE BOOKIE COOKIE DOOKIE EOOKIE FOOKIE GOOKIE HOOKIE IOOKIE JOOKIE KOOKIE LOOKIE MOOKIE NOOKIE OOOKIE POOKIE QOOKIE ROOKIE SOOKIE TOOKIE UOOKIE VOOKIE WOOKIE XOOKIE YOOKIE ZOOKIE!!!!!!๐Ÿค๐Ÿค๐Ÿ–ค๐ŸคŽ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ’›๐Ÿงกโค๏ธโค๏ธ๐Ÿงก๐Ÿงก๐Ÿงก๐Ÿ’›๐Ÿ’›๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•โฃ๏ธโค๏ธโ€๐Ÿฉนโค๏ธโ€๐Ÿฉน๐Ÿ’ž๐Ÿ’“๐Ÿ’—๐Ÿ’—๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’˜๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’˜๐Ÿ’˜๐Ÿ’˜๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•