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Mia get your weird ass friend under control I get she likes me probably but keep that thing away from my ass and why did you bet her a dollar if she did tf

i found my phone the freaking school called and i gotta go to the main office to get it tomorrow

Mommy Opal, I wanna be your good boy, I wanna be ur pet, I would get on all fours for you and let you dog walk me

I didn't bring my charger so my computers just gonna die and I'm not gonna charge it till I get home so..

Im leaving this site for a week if u want to talk to me or ask for help im open on wire im seriously so fucking tired of having to convince people not to kill themselves every fucking day GET HELP i actually care about all of yall so much but its to much to be doing this I need to focus on my own mental health too if u have plans on suicide call 988

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Scooter I'm literally gonna spam you nonstop when I get home if you don't show up to school tomorrow

How come men get to be “short” and “fat” but women get to be “petite” and “curvy?”

Listen up, you morons!

Your favorite bear, Explain Bear, now has his own website where you can bother me with your stupid stuff: https://wtfbear.com

Yeah, that's right. You can write your questions there, and I'll pick and choose which nonsense I answer. But don't expect too much, I'm a BEAR, not a damn professor!

And now get lost before I get in a bad mood!

Your Explain Bear (the one and only)

if you don't like my spelling explain bear, have you realized I'm a duck and you are a bear I've got more internet power and meme power so shut the Duck up and get a life and stay off my property or the internet.