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Alright, so it’s a good thing I didn’t buy yo fuckin’ Jersey. Riley Cooper on some real shit. I was really gonna buy yo Jersey, I had my eyes set on it, man. I always thought of you bein’ a low-key fuckin’ beast, okay, fuckin’ monster, fuckin’ hog, fuckin’ ball out of control, okay? But as you guys know man Riley Cooper, he came out and used the word [EXPUNGED], okay? Now, I understand that he was drunk at a fuckin’ … Read more

Soooo I'm gonna sum up what I did in this year (2045). First off, I tied up ZEPHYR and fucked his hoe shay after drugging her. She died in a crash on her way home. Then I tortured ZEPHYR and forced him to tell me all his jokes and I used his jokes to get some real ass bitches. I also got rich off of my jokes and bought this website and renamed it into BESTJOKESEVER. Now all of the jokes on BESTJOKESEVER.COM must be top tier or I will personally come to your house and beat the shit out of you.

When I die, I hope I'm in the casket face down, so all you mothafuckas can kiss my black motherFUCKING ass. Because I hate you mothafuckas. I hate you. I hate you. Yeah, I do. I do. I do. *cackling* I fucking hate you. I hate you. I do. I fucking hate you. I hate every single one of you mothafuckas. I fucking hate you. I do. I do. *laughs* I fuckin hate you! *choked laugh* I FUCKING HATE YOU, MY NEGGA... I fucking hate you. *suffocated laughter* I fuckin hate you... Yeah. I do. I fucking hate you... with a fucking. DYING. PASSION. I do. *licks lips*

Veronica Open the, open the door, please Veronica, open the door Veronica, can we not fight anymore, please? Can we not fight anymore? Veronica, sure, you're scared I've been there, I can set you free Veronica, don't make me come in there I'm gonna count to three One, two, fuck it Ah No, God, no, Veronica Please don't leave me alone You were all I could trust I can't do this alone

roro its me shaylie sombody fucking cosplaying as me plzzz dont responed to the bitch after are convo yesterday i did not get back on the other girl is not me I REPEAT THE OTHER GIRL IS NOT ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So today something fucked up happened and I'm still trying to process what the hell happened in the first place, it was all a flash. Comment for more details

I cheated on my wife with a 13 year old so he beat me, raped me, then put my dick in a blender and fucked my wife as I watched

public announcement to The Stigg

get the fuck off this website or shape up and treat people like humans. stop telling people to die. you are having a negative impact on these peoples lives and ruining the community, and if you don't want to play nice, than you can go fuck yourself on the some dad joke websites

FUCK YOU THE STIGG WHY DO YOU HAVE TO RUIN EVERY THING THIS IS WHY YOU HAVE NO GOD DAMN FRIENDS SO GO TO HELLLLL

To THE STIGS SHUT THE FUCK UP IM SICK AND TIRED OF THIS BULL SHIT ITS FUCKING ANNOYING IF I WANTED TO YES I WOULD KILL MYSELF BUT I DONT SO GROW THE FUCK UP AND ACT YOUR AGE MABY IF YOU ACT YOUR AGE YOUR MOM AND DAD WOULD ACTUALY LOVE YOU SO SHUT THE FUCK UP AND ACT YOUR AGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

shaylie hami21 hours ago in Community lets get 100 comments on this

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Comments (4) Royal 17 hours ago Bro shut the fuck up no one cares that you have daddy issues go cry in your corner.

Royal 17 hours ago Let's get 100 comments wooo!

The Stigg 15 minutes ago LMAo

shaylie hami less than a minute ago he wasnt talking to me