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Mimi, you have two options to choose from before I delete every one of your posts and jokes.
Option 1: Admit you are alive and you lied about "committing suicide" and apologize for being such a retard.
Option 2: Leave immediately and never come back. If you decide to make a new account and fake that you're a "new person" I will know and I will delete the hell out of you.
Kingsley, stop commenting the fish rickroll bullshit. It was funny the first time, but now it's annoying asf. And stop saying "hi" on every single post you can find. Nobody gives a shit and nobody will respond to you since THE POSTS YOU COMMENT ON ARE 400 YEARS OLD, GODDAMNIT. Jesus Christ, you act autistic half the time.
The greatest glory in living lies not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall.
A.I. generated poem:
I found it in an old book, hidden in a dusty shelf A poem that chilled my blood and made me doubt myself It spoke of ancient horrors, of things that lurk in the dark Of secrets best forgotten, of sins that leave a mark
It had no title or author, no date or place of origin But every word was written with a twisted sense of sin It rhymed with eerie precision, it flowed with dreadful grace It drew… Read more
Is this a good song? (I wrote it)
It would be heaven We were born and raised All the damn time I never wanted anyone like this
Yeah Let’s not pretend like you’re alone tonight I love you more than a billion stars I feel a little unsteady
Every night In a summer haze Your smile your personality Past the places where you used to learn
Yeah That’s all I’ve ever been I love you more than a billion stars That’s all I’ve ever been
I want to randomly remind everybody who men really are. Men are hard-working, loyal, respectful, and strong beings who want love, loyalty, and respect from their girlfriend/wife. Whenever we leave the house, we activate self-defence mode against women who think they’re so pretty every guy will stare at them. We practically have to close our eyes and avoid eye contact with girls. It’s an unnecessary stress, but sadly, it’s what we have to do to mot be called pedophiles and perverts, or be accused of sexual harassment for looking in a girl’s direction. In short, men are better than women think. We don’t just wan sex. We want respect, love, and loyalty.
The community is mentally degrading with every passing day. Before you go ahead and agree with me in the comments, remember that I might be talking about you.
GENESIS 34 The Defiling of Dinah 1Now Dinah the daughter of Leah, whom she had borne to Jacob, went out to see the women of the land. 2And when Shechem the son of Hamor the Hivite, the prince of the land, saw her, he seized her and lay with her and humiliated her. 3And his soul was drawn to Dinah the daughter of Jacob. He loved the young woman and spoke tenderly to her. 4So Shechem spoke to his father Hamor, saying, … Read more
GENESIS 30 1When Rachel saw that she was not bearing Jacob any children, she became jealous of her sister. So she said to Jacob, “Give me children, or I’ll die!” 2Jacob became angry with her and said, “Am I in the place of God, who has kept you from having children?” 3Then she said, “Here is Bilhah, my servant. Sleep with her so that she can bear children for me and I too can build a family through her.” 4So she gave… Read more
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look what my cousin said again , You wanna say i don't have friends well atleast i have real friends that dont lie like your dumbass you had to go around every class room and collect boys phone numbers because you get no bitches and no one wants you because you had lice and you didnt wanna get rid of them because it made you feel less lonely like bitch you are nasty and you wanna spread rumors about people because wh… Read more
hey guys look what my cousin said im telling tracy to make sure your in trouble now this is why your roof is falling in and you got to boil creek water to wash your stinky ass you wear makeup and whore clothes for attention from guys because u dont get any at home no one loves you you put so much makup on you look like a prostitute and the only way you can get attention iss wearing clothes with your ass out like gir… Read more
GENESIS 27 Jacob 1And it came to pass, that when Isaac was old, and his eyes were dim, so that he could not see, he called Esau his eldest son, and said unto him, My son: and he said unto him, Behold, here am I. 2And he said, Behold now, I am old, I know not the day of my death: 3now therefore take, I pray thee, thy weapons, thy quiver and thy bow, and go out to the field, and take me some venison; 4and make me savou… Read more
GENESIS 24 Isaac and Rebekah 1Abraham was now very old, and the Lord had blessed him in every way. 2He said to the senior servant in his household, the one in charge of all that he had, “Put your hand under my thigh. 3I want you to swear by the Lord, the God of heaven and the God of earth, that you will not get a wife for my son from the daughters of the Canaanites, among whom I am living, 4but will go to my country … Read more
every smile i make on her like this ---> { :) } is fake :)
Matt, could I have mod on this account? It’s annoying to have to go on my computer every time some anon says bs on here. Thanks.
Bee Movie Script
According to all known laws of aviation,
there is no way a bee should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway
because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little.
Barry! Breakfast is ready!
Ooming!
Hang… Read more
Every body is fake here. There's no one true..
I'm pretty sure I've seen every fucking tired joke you morons recycle about orphans in existence by now. GET NEW MATERIAL.
I think I wanna kms I've been depressed for 3 months now i cry every night i lie about my lifr so people can actually like me i get online bullied :(