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Locked in prison with no escape, Keeping track of long lost days. Where will my weary soul reside, When there is nothing left inside.

Who will want my painful soul, whose actions made of me a fool? Can I ever live with myself, Or in eternal darkness dwell,

Can the light of truth free me, Or all alone will I ever be? The fate of my life is long gone, For I have done too much wrong.

SHREK

Written by

William Steig & Ted Elliott

SHREK Once upon a time there was a lovely princess. But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort which could only be broken by love's first kiss. … Read more

I mistakenly sexted my wife’s sister A couple years ago I was on a business trip and missing my wife. I decided to take a suggestive picture (me in my boxer briefs, clearly with a bulge and just the tip sticking out the top) and send it to my wife. We don’t usually sext but I figured she’d appreciate knowing I was thinking of her.

It was late, I was tired, and barely paying attention. I accidentally sent it to her s… Read more

its nice that other people out there can appreciate my twisted morbid dark and dirty sense of humor lol