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Mass extinctions are the scientific name for the time that Chuck Norris went hunting. In fact, Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, because this implies the possibility of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
Mass extinctions are the scientific name for the time that Chuck Norris went hunting. In fact, Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, because this implies the possibility of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch. He decides what time it is.
When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror, the mirror shatters. Not even glass is dumb enough to get in between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can speak Braille.
Chuck Norris can stop a chainsaw with his bare hand.
CHUCK NORRIS beat the sun in a staring contest.
Death had a near-Chuck Norris experience a few days ago.
Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer. Unfortunately, Chuck Norris has never cried.
Chuck Norris can pause an online videogame.
CHUCK NORRIS once visited the Virgin Islands. Now, they're just called the Islands.
When Chuck Norris was born, the doctor exclaimed "it's a man!" Then Chuck Norris drove his mom home from the hospital.