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Angel, Ry, I’m sorry if I went too far..I’ll still talk to both of you but can we just put the past behind us and not tell lies about each other anymore?

Ok, let's all understand sm, and first no ones going to argue with me cuz I go to Germany on holiday at least once a year and nearly everyone ik makes nazi or german jokes? Ok, so I'm as on the fence as possible as i could be. Germans, we don't think your nazis, we're just annoyed your on the English version of the web and because we're really weird and horny and retarded, you can even search for nazi jokes 89, I thi… Read more

Are you gonna let me in? Hello? Hello?" 2:45 and the bell went off, thank God Many people think I'm odd But I talk with no one and I walk alone And I avoid sunlight with a chalky tone I get home and I don't say hi, it ain't no one there I don't care, I walk in and go right up the stairs To my room, get in bed, and just wait for dark Because that's when the real show starts Tap, tap on the glass go the piece of ass So… Read more

pop goes your mom’s back cause i stepped on a crack of rizz, i do not have a lack i am not black i have a very big rack i used to live in a shack now i live in the back of the house of a guy named zack i can definitely take your flak maybe your name should be jack cause i shot a pack of ducks that go quack

Fletcher ima be at V-rahs all weekend so i cant use this site. Ill prolly text you ever os often on her snap though. She sleeps in so if I can use her phone if I wake up before her then I will but shes getting me in like 5 mins

I’m gonna pull a Jake and officially announce my one week hiatus. I’ll be on till the end of the day but I won’t be on starting tmw, or I’ll be like Jake and end up breaking said hiatus. But idk. Why am I doing this? Reasons. That I shall not say. And until I can get myself to the point of not caring about said reasons, and not giving a shit, I’m gonna prob be on less. This also means I won’t be on uwu crew either.

It’s come to my attention some of my buddy chum pals are noticing I’ve been acting “off” lately, just wanted to say don’t worry, I’m FINE. Now that I’ve gotten that out of the way, Ima be on less cause of irl issues, ya boi doesn’t wanna be shipped off to Military School. And other shit. Because life. Don’t worry I’m not leaving, you’re not losing me, I’ll just be on less. I’ll try to be in daily, but less. I’ll ch… Read more

ima be honest, sleep is overrated. How long do y'all think I can go without it?

Dagger and Ethan, Wade and I require assistance in a dire situation. That uwu crew thing would be a fantastic place to talk since Wade isn’t a mod and we can do GCs on there

I am currently crying so hard right now. This is seriously the most beautiful, well put together story ever. I can’t believe how magical it was 1:12. That part truly made me shed a tear. And especially at 6:34 that part was just so truly heart touching words can not describe the series of emotions I felt. I absolutely loved the climax it had insanely excellent detail. Oh and we can’t forget the conclusion. The conclu… Read more

If you’re ever bored here’s a list of fun things to do. 1) Pulling teeth out of a deer’s mouth 2)Asking “why” until someone runs out of answers and starts sobbing uncontrollably 3)Bending your fingers backwards as far as you can 4)Eating childhood memories 5)Making time stop forever 6)Transforming into whatever form people fear most 7)Silly straws

Put simply, dead pool occurs when the amount of water stored in a reservoir is so low, water can no longer flow downstream. Lake Powell, the largest reservoir in the US, hits dead pool at 3,374 feet.