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Assalum Alaykum, Monolingual Beta Males! It is Language Simp, your favorite hyperpolyglot gigachad alphamale. Tell me to speak a language! I can speak over 50 Languages at a D1 fluent level! In the last post I created, I asked everyone to say a language. Say a language or I will eat your dog! My language rq's last time: German AKA nazi saussage language - Deine Mutter ist eine Schlampe und ich habe sie letzte Nacht… Read more

Hey jake, can you please ban heroin monkey for me, he is the creator of the public accounts and those I think might be a violation of the rules, but I am not sure. The account was banned, but they made a second one which is evading a ban which probably results in a second ban. Next, he has been spamming memes in the memes tab and in the community tab, and especially in the community tab. The memes should belong only on the memes tab. Thanks!

we should create a public account that has a public password and a public name so anyone on the site can sign into it at any time theres the name and password below

name: public account

password:publicaccount

Bee Movie By Jerry Seinfeld

NARRATOR: (Black screen with text; The sound of buzzing bees can be heard) According to all known laws of aviation, : there is no way a bee should be able to fly. : Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. : The bee, of course, flies anyway : because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. BARRY BENSON: (Barry is picking out a shirt) Yellow, black. Y… Read more

i know everyone and everything about the website. Ask me anything. I can tell you about alt accounts, or the truth about events on WJE

after my situation that went down, i keep constantly bugging people ik to talk to and call me and i wanna give them their space but then i get more sad and overthink, what can i do to help distract and isolate myself while being in a good mood?

can we start a dairy business as a community called Legend Dairy

how dose a grownup go missing like i see posters of missing adults like they can but also they can also jsut leave nd ghost everyone but could be like "missing"

Happy valentines day, or the day where us singles get left out and plan out a plot to kill one person in every couple so that the couples can feel our loneliness and our sorrow. BEWARE US, I SAY, BEWARE US MWAHAHAHAHAHA (i had to steal ur line, madi, sorry)

do you realize that even if you ban someone, they can make new accounts? idiots.

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Goodness me, why so sad? Has something happened dear... associate? Eternal pain you say? Do you want, or NEED something to numb it? Ha! You think I can help you? What signals have I made to suggest that? That hurt your feelings? Ooh, I seem to look like I care. My apologies, I was being unclear about my emotions. You want to talk about it? Do I seem like a trustworthy person? Why, thank you! I would not say the same for you. I rarely find people trustworthy enough to tell them that.

don’t ask, i was bored okay?

im starting a competition to see who can make the most disturbing/cursed ai art post them in the comments