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Are we just sponsoring ourselves now? and if so I don't have a YT channel but if you like to bully my brother just ask for his channel and I will gladly let you bully him :>

May, here’s your explanation. Jake, please don’t delete until she’s seen it because she asked for it and I’m just answering, truthfully. It took a while to write out so if u delete it I will be mad.

This post goes to the people who keep making posts on the german site asking if we like Hitler. Please stop doing this! It is just annoying! Just because we are german does NOT mean we like Hitler!

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What do you call it when you ask your friend if they have something and they say they don't have it but because they said they didn't have it you believe that they do have it even more

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Do you know the funny and strange story of a woman who burned a frozen rabbit? No? Then read this. Have fun. And don't forget to comment if you liked the story or not. Please don`t write mean comments if you don`t like it. What's your opinion on the story? . . .

"This jar is full of stupid worthless things, but they’re worth something to me” - Miranda Harcourt.

On a clear, but cold Wellington after… Read more

@im with stupid , I told my mom abt you. she asked who you were LXMO she accepts you though!! ANDDD your eyes are so pretty.

guys the coolest thing ever happened. my mom showed me chat gpt because i ask her what it is because i saw it on this site and she tell me how to use it and now i can cheat on my homework and get A +

GENESIS 44 A Silver Cup in a Sack 1Now Joseph gave these instructions to the steward of his house: “Fill the men’s sacks with as much food as they can carry, and put each man’s silver in the mouth of his sack. 2Then put my cup, the silver one, in the mouth of the youngest one’s sack, along with the silver for his grain.” And he did as Joseph said. 3As morning dawned, the men were sent on their way with their donkeys.… Read more

My sister told me that my girlfriend was no good I asked why since she’s been over in are house she has been acting weird around my boyfriend I Asked isn’t you boyfriend in college I said my girlfriend is only in 7th grade I say he would be dating a minor. My sister said oh ya I was one telling you that because you girlfriend is just not good. I told good to slow with. Then I walked out of the room. True story

❗️Hey everyone! I just wanna say something, this is very important to know when you read any of my posts or comments! -I can be unintentionally offensive and rude sometimes, but I’m just being honest. I don’t have any filter when I speak, for example: if you wear your favourite clothing and ask me to be honest if I like it or not, I will give you a brutally honest answer.

-So, if you ever find something I say hurtful or offensive, tell me, if you don’t I will have no idea if I have said anything wrong, or what I’ve said wrong.

A man walks into a bar and orders three shots. "Long day?" the bartender asks. "Well... My oldest son just came out..." The man finishes the shots and leaves the bar. The next day, the man comes back and orders four shots. "What now?" the bartender asks. "My middle son just came out." The man finishes his drinks and leaves. He comes back the next day and orders five shots. "Again?" the bartender asks. "Yeah. My youngest son." He drinks his shots and leaves. The next day, he comes in again. This time, he orders ten shots. "My God! Is there anyone in your family that likes girls??" the bartender asks. "Yeah... My wife." (Repost!)

Hey, people! My stepmother had been to the store with my baby brother today. She came home at 14:30 or something, (European time) she asked me to help her carry the groceries bags. [note: the bags are made out of plastic]

I did as I was asked for. The stairs I had to walk down has 18 steps. (yes, I count every step in a staircase when I walk in one.) The staircase ain’t very steep. The ninth step is big, you can f… Read more

I asked my dad If I could have money for coke. He gave me $500 and I said I meant Coca-Cola.

bitch istg i saw the light today. so firstly i was in the mf principles office and she fucking sat on me and feed me 500 bigmacs and shit like that then she fucking brought my dad in AND WHEN I TELL U I KNEW THAT I WAS GOING TO GET MY ASS WOOPED. anyways so my dad LITERALLY started to try and fight with me but i just ignored his ass AND THEN her fatass was like "you are being disrespectful to ur dad", mind you I WAS … Read more

I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."

TERRORIST ADRIANS ASS CAME OVER AND OML I ASKED FOR A MF TAMPON AND THEY GAVE ME THE THICKEST PAD KNOWN TO MF MEN

Yo I found this chat GBT site (lol) ask it anything and make up your own lyrics with the lyrics generator on the side.(HINT: type BIG BALLS in the lyrics generator.)