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GENESIS 5 From Adam to Noah 1This is the written account of Adam’s family line. When God created mankind, he made them in the likeness of God. 2He created them male and female and blessed them. And he named them “Mankind” when they were created. 3When Adam had lived 130 years, he had a son in his own likeness, in his own image; and he named him Seth. 4After Seth was born, Adam lived 800 years and had other sons and d… Read more

Why is this site filled with dumbass little kids and braindead monkey zoomers? This site is supposed to be for adult jokes made by and for respectable, civilized, humans. instead it's filled with twitter-loving consumer algorithm-fried zoomers and children. Fucking ban them already or make a containment site to filter that garbage out, we the community want to see true jokes on the front page, not "IF THIS HITS 69 LI… Read more

Hi Jake, just so you know, Cacey was trolling you. She isn't "In love" with you, and she isn't moving. Sorry Jake 💔😶

RIDDLE TIME! JAKE U BETTER GET GUESSING What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it? and jake pls dont be mad at me

Hey I got a riddle for y’all.

In 1893, a family in a rural village welcomed twins. One a girl, and the other a boy. The girl was named Martha and the boy named Henry. As the children grew, their family’s fortune did as well, and soon they were able to move out of the rural village and into the city. It is now 1903, and the family of 4 purchases a large house and several acres of land on the edge of the city. Over th… Read more

Aw shit, the kids got to the computer, and are now sending radar signals to the police station, guess I have to burn them now to get rid of the evidence.

Jesus, I was gone for a day, and I came back to some bullshit about Anons being absolute retards and comments being deleted, and other people commenting on how disgusting they were. I kind of wanted to see them, not gonna lie.

RIDDLE TIME! what is a fruit, a bird and a person? comment what you think when someone guesses it i will tell u

hey sorry yall but i have to dip for a few days. i woke up rlly sick as shit today with a 101 fever and a massive headache so cya in a few days ✌️

RIDDLE TIME!

type in the comments your awnsers guess the difference how is 1 and 10 the same 5 and 9 is the same but 4 and 7 is not the same??

Halloween is my favorite time of year because I can kidnap and mutilate those bloody children right off the streets and nobody will bat an eye. They'll just talk about what a funny stunt it was or tell me how impressive my "realistic" decoration is They'll never know the truth

Conversation with my younger self 🥰😭

Did Rosie get better?

No, she sadly left us all on the 4th of November (?) in 2017, but then we got a new puppy called Raven who we love very much.

Oh, is Lily still our bestie?

Not exactly, Lily moved to Broken hill at the end of year 2... But we still talk everyday!

Wow, are we still at the hub?

No, we moved to a new campus and we made AMAZING friends and memories there,… Read more

Hey guys! Halloween's in like, a day, and if you celebrate and are going trick or treating with your best friend, here are some really cool +fun costume ideas!!

2 M&M's

Cat and Mouse (I'm probably doing this with my best friend)

The old classic, thing 1 and thing 2

Tomato sauce and mustard 😂

Devil and an angel

Cloud and lighting

A plant and a watering can

This ones really stupid, but funny- Coke can and a Pe… Read more

Hello I would just like to say that for anyone that said that hailey was ugly you should all just look in a mirror and then we will really see who is the ugly one

Hey Matt, I'm kindly asking for you to please delete the hate accounts made for me and the person claiming to be me. Thx Matt 😀

wHy Do I wIsH i WaS sTiLl At CaMp?!

Idk why, but at home and school I feel all of this pressure to put on a fake smile and pretend everything's fine, but at camp I finally felt like myself. Like I could be myself. Like people weren't judging me anymore, like I could actually be accepted for who I am. But once I got back to school and off the bus, I instantly felt pressure again. And it really sucks.

Well, guys, its obvious that teenage girls are the most unintelligent thing in the universe, we were in a class and we were asking our partners what was their favorite color, and guess what she said?