Collins jokes

Why do gay men hate periods?

They prefer Collins.

Why do gay men hate periods? Because they per Collins.

Hey guys, I just wanna say what happened to Kanye; he is one of my favorite rappers, and he’s going through a hard time. I don’t see why people can’t just spread love and kindness like me💕

I think that Kanye was right to say what he said. I completely support him, and I don’t understand why people hate on him for using his 1st amendment, and Yeezy should be sued for it.

Quote of the day: Love bests hate as for hate is the killer of friendships - Collin Kaepernick

What do me and Monster cans have in common? A barcode.

I'm like a broken refrigerator, cool but broken inside.

If I went to Walmart, I would be able to scan my own wrists because they're barcodes too.

What's both red, white and sometimes purple?

My arms...

Me: tries to scan self at Walmart. I can't scan myself, wanna know why?

Alfred: Why?

Me: because I'm worthless... =)