Christmas movie jokes

If Bruce Willis (the guy in the Christmas movie Die Hard) dies of a Viagra overdose, would that mean he truly dies hard?

Last night I was watching a Scotland Christmas movie...

And the part when Mary tells Joseph that she is pregnant, Joseph was surprised, and he exclaimed, "Jesus Christ!!!" I immediately stopped watching and changed the channel.

What movie does an orphan want for Christmas? "Spiderman: Homecoming";)

Snow everywhere, it's Christmas time. A person looks at the tree.

The person: "Only the last thing left to hang!"

He grabs a noose.

You wanna know what I want for Christmas? My dad to come back with the milk he said he was gonna get.

If I'm still single by Christmas, Santa won't be the only one jumping off a roof.

Roses are red. He shows no remorse.

Santa Claus Has joined the terrorist force.