Christmas movie jokes

If Bruce Willis (the guy in the Christmas movie Die Hard) dies of a Viagra overdose, would that mean he truly dies hard?

Last night I was watching a Scotland Christmas movie...

And the part when Mary tells Joseph that she is pregnant, Joseph was surprised, and he exclaimed, "Jesus Christ!!!" I immediately stopped watching and changed the channel.

You know how in the movie, "Nightmare Before Christmas," they say they're making Christmas?

I thought Mary and Joseph did, but okay.

What movie do atheists watch for Christmas?

"Coincidence on 34th Street."

What movie does an orphan want for Christmas? "Spiderman: Homecoming";)

What movie do orphans relate to the most?

- Home Alone