Cheasy short jokes

Here's some of my weird jokes:

What are rhinos? They're unicorns that let themselves go.

Joke # 2: Why do triangles try every angle of its house? Because it's in its name.

Joke # 3: Wanna hear a cheesy joke? Sorry, the mouse got to the cheese first.

Amelie is a meanie.

I don't always like to tell dwarf jokes. But when I do, I like to keep them short.

My friend: You really need to stop the SH jokes.

Me: But they're not that long.

My midget landlord told me to pack my things up and that I've got 30 minutes to get out. That's short notice!

My crush: "I cut 4 inches off my hair yesterday." Me: "So?" My crush: "4 inches is a lot!" Me: "Oh yeah?"

What kind of shorts do clouds wear?

Thunderwear.