Car wreck jokes

30 people died in a car wreck before they got to Heaven. God asked for one wish because they died in a tragic way. The first lady, she was obsessed with her looks, so she asked to be beautiful and God granted her wish. The next person didn't know what to wish for, so they wished for the same thing. The guy in the very back was laughing, having a grand old time. Then God got to the person before the last. He said the same, he wished to be beautiful. When God got to the last person, he said, "I want them all to be ugly again."

What's black, white, and red all over?

A bi-racial car wreck.

A guy crashed his Ford SUV. He couldn't escape.

So, my kid took my car. He crashed it off a bridge. I miss it, but it's going to have my car.

What do you take care of after a car crash?

The witnesses.

"I’m going through a lot of things right now," I said frustratedly to the person on the line as I crashed straight through the next building in my car.

"911, I just crashed my car. I think it's burning. I can't see. It hurts to breathe."