Butcher Shop jokes

A guy walks into a butcher's shop and says, "Sir, are you a gambling man?"

The butcher says, "Why yes, as a matter of fact, I am."

"Then I'll bet you $25 you can't reach up and touch that meat hanging over your head right there."

The butcher thinks for a moment and says, "I'm sorry, I won't take that bet."

The guy says, "But I thought you said you were a gambling man."

"I am. But the steaks are too high."

"I work with animals," a man said on his Tinder date. "That's so sweet," she replies. "I love a man who works with animals. Where do you work?" "At the butcher shop!"

We were so poor that every time I passed by a butcher shop, I thought there had been a horrible accident.

Mama Mia's pizzeria and abortion clinic. Your loss is our sauce.

*on a date*

me - "I get to work with animals all day."

her - "How sweet! What do you do?"

me - "I'm a butcher."

What's the cheapest kind of meat you can buy?

Deer balls. They're under a buck.

I just found out my ex got stabbed today... let's just say I lost my job as a butcher.

What's similar between a priest and McDonald's?

They both shove their meat in between 10 year old buns.