Breakfast Food jokes

The Breakfast Couples: (Bacon) - Don't go bacon my heart.

(Egg) - I couldn't if I fried.

What does Aaron eat for breakfast? Food.

What's white and annoying at breakfast? An avalanche.

Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She got hit by an axe.

Why did little Billy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

McDonald's :)

Cereal.

Daveon be eating Quaker Oats.

Why do people eat cereal for breakfast?

Because why not.