Breakfast Food jokes

What does Aaron eat for breakfast? Food.

What's white and annoying at breakfast? An avalanche.

Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She got hit by an axe.

Why did little Billy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

They say that breakfast is the most important meal of the day, well not if it's poisoned.

Then the antidote becomes the most important.

Amber Heard's Morning Routine

Wake Up. Eat Breakfast. Take a Shit. Get Out of Bed.

In the morning, I become a cereal killer.

What do jokesters eat for breakfast? Pun-cakes.

What does Frosty the snowman eat for breakfast?

Frosted Flakes.