Boxing Glove jokes

How do you make a fruit punch?

You give it a pair of boxing gloves.

I got a new pair of gloves today, but they're both 'lefts,' which, on one hand, is great, but on the other, it's just not right.

What do you call it when a boxer cums? Busting a nut.

I asked a pretty, young homeless woman if I could take her home. She smiled at me and said yes.

The look on her face soon changed, however, when I walked off with her cardboard box.

You can tell a lot about a woman's mood just by her hands. For example, if she's holding a gun, she's probably angry.