Bone Zai tree jokes

What's a skeleton's favorite plant? A bone-zai tree. But if they don't like that one, how about a s-pine tree?

"Tibia" honestly, I think the reason I’m "bonely" is because you guys don’t find my jokes "humerus."

Maybe if I played the trombone it would get people’s attention, but "tibia" honest I can’t be bothered, so just look at my "BONE-zai" tree, although my brother doesn’t really like that one, so how about a "S-pine" tree?

What do you call an orphan's family tree? A stump.

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? 1 baby, nailed to 10 trees.

A depressed boy went to high five a tree, guess what the tree did?

The tree left him hanging.

If trees could kill you, they wood.

Trees are so social. They're always branching out.