Bolivia jokes
It's about bottling.
It's about crying.
I stay finished, I fake retire.
Put in the diving.
Put in the ghosting
And take my fake trophies.
Eibar and Bolivia in my veins.
My Barcelona banged by Bayern.
I bottle the game, so what's my farmer's name? (Pessi)
EXPERIMENT SUCCESSFUL 馃槺馃槺 Scientists have created an element named Pessomium 馃槼馃槼
Characteristics: - Highly reactive only in Bolivia and Panama 馃槨馃が - Turns invisible when in Brazil or Uruguay 馃サ馃ぇ - Finished 馃樄馃 - 0 protons 0 electrons 0 goals 0 assists 7 debuts 馃ザ
omg look what homer said
OFFICIAL
Pionnel Pessi's tracklist leaked!
1. Neymar gave me a career. 2. Lewandowski finished me. 3. 8-2 4. I own Elche. 5. I am a fraud (ft. Pyllian Mpappe) 6. 10m 7. I fled La Liga 8. Want to be Ronaldo. 9. Long live Bolivia. 10. Wind man
I seriously don't get why people in Alabama are angered that Mexican immigrants are taking their jobs. I mean, it's not like they are preventing your son from giving you a big, fat blow job.
Want my opinion on Mongolia? It has its pros and Khans.
Why does Mexico never hold the Olympics? Because everyone that can run, jump, and swim is already out of the country.
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan.
Why do people not play Uno with Mexicans? Because they are always stealing the green cards.