Blues Clues jokes

Tj's hairline is so far back, Blue's Clues can't find it.

I am only here because me no like Blues Clues LGBTQ episode as I don’t believe in that. If you do, ok.

And it shouldn’t be a month, the month should be for all of the war veterans, it should be a day for pride. Companies only use this month for money; it’s exploitation because they don’t truly support, unlike me, in which I don’t support it.

What do blind kids and orphans have in common? Neither of them can see their parents.

What turns red, blue then white? The last person that I'd strangle.

Glory 🕳 equals 👨 👨 👨 👨 👨 bonding.

Why was the guitar teacher arrested?

For fingering a minor.

What is black and screams?

Stevie Wonder answering the iron.