Blown away jokes

Gather 6 friends to play Russian roulette, and one's mind will be blown away.

I had a friend who got shot in the head.

Guess you could say he was...

Blown Away!

I hate when people make 9/11 jokes, I'm just blown away.

My dad is like Hurricane Katrina. I haven’t seen either since 2005.

Where did Sally go during the bombing?

Everywhere.

Where did Sally go when the bomb exploded?

Everywhere.

One day, an orphan threw a boomerang, and it didn’t come back like its parents.

I hate when I lose my white friends in the snow and my black friends in the dark. Where do I lose my friends from Afghanistan?

In an explosion.