Bench Warmer jokes
Today I feel diving. Today I feel penalty. Today I feel tap in. Today I feel ghosting. Today I feel finished. Today I feel a bench warmer... I know what it feels to be discriminated... I was bullied because I am Pristiano Penaldo.
I was working at a check-in station for a flight to Riyadh when suddenly I was approached by Benzema, Kante, and Neymar!
At first I was very surprised and curious, so I asked them why they decided to play in the Saudi Pro League and not MLS where GOAT Messi plays. They all smiled and happily replied: "Don't you know, the legendary bench warmer PRISTIANO PENALDO plays there!"
Now I fully understood what they meant! They know that Pristiano is already finished, so winning trophies will be easy for them. I smiled and happily let them through.
Where do you find white people on a bench?
- The NBA.
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on the bench?
The NBA.
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
The NBA because all the black guys are playing.
Let's take a look at the Swedish bench for today's game. $12.99 from Ikea.
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
The NBA.