Bedsheets jokes
What did the poo say when it fell out of your bum?
"Your anus looks like my mum's bedsheet which is smelly and covered in poo."
I also just wanted to add that a Goonie's anus looks like my nan's mouth.
What did Michael Jackson find on his bedsheets?
Billie's Jeans... Hee hee!
How many screws does it take to construct a lesbian's bed?
None, it's all tongue and groove...
Fatty and Skinny were in a bed.
Fatty rolled over, and Skinny was dead.
Why is sex like math? You add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray there's no multiplying.
What's the difference between a sheet and a baby?
One of them is really loud when you iron it.
What did the pillow say as it fell off the bed?
Oh sheet!