Bedsheets jokes

What did Michael Jackson find on his bedsheets?

Billie's Jeans... Hee hee!

What did the poo say when it fell out of your bum?

"Your anus looks like my mum's bedsheet which is smelly and covered in poo."

I also just wanted to add that a Goonie's anus looks like my nan's mouth.

So you know how sheets are always so tight at hotels?

Well I looked under the bed and there is a freaking room cleaner holding the sheets. All he says is "Don't ask or you shall die!"

What did the blanket say when he fell off the bed?

Oh sheet!

You went to the bed store asking for a water bed. They put a pillow and sheets on the ocean.

What's the difference between a sheet and a baby?

One of them is really loud when you iron it.

You: Its nighttime, shouldn't we be heading to bed?

Boy Roommate: Ok, are you Top or Bottom?

You: Uhhhhhhh

Boy Roommate: No dumby, bunk beds.

You: Thank God.

Boy Roommate: But if you wanna, we can...

You: *faints*