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the taste of mommy's milk

The image shows a white cat being held by a bright orange plush toy with a large eye. There is text on the left side of the image that says, "My mom: Sleep tight. Don't let the bed bugs bite. Me after accidentally sleeping loose:".

AG3.0

Meme for today

A cartoon raccoon named Rigby has a confused facial expression. The text says "IF BEDBUGS LIVE IN BEDS, BUT WHERE COCKROACHES LIVE?"

Heroin Monkey

jesse
@oneinchweenie
is anal squirting a thing or did this
bitch just shit on my bed
10:37 PM 11/7/19 Twitter for iPhone

A Star Wars Fan

The image shows a two-panel cartoon with a person labeled “Me” reaching for a yellow ball labeled “Sleeping”. The second panel shows “Me” still reaching for the sleeping ball, but now they are being grabbed from behind by a pink creature labeled “The crumbs on my bed that magically appeared.”

Wade

The image shows a series of posts. The first post asks, "Remember in college you were making out with Betty from your CompSci class and she put a finger up your butt. So you started questioning your sexual preference?" with a reply, "IT WAS MY FINGER BARRY!". The second post starts with, "Remember when you were jacking off with no clothes on for the first time just to try it out? Remember when your Mom walked by and saw everything, even though you were sure that you had closed the door?" followed by the reply, "It was me, Barry! I opened the door! And don't think for a moment that I didn't see everything too!!". The third post reads, "Remember that wet dream that ruined your favorite cartoon bed spread as a teen?!" with the reply "IT WAS ME, BARRY! I JERKED YOU OFF IN YOUR SLEEP!!"

Anonymous

A man is smiling while looking at his phone in bed. The text says, "when you finally have enough battery percentage to roll over on the other side of the bed."

Winnie

Lol

A man looks confused, with the text 'When it's 10pm and your friend says "so where are we going after this?"' above and 'to bed???' below him.

ohio nugget

so true

A picture of Kermit the frog lying in bed holding a Holy Bible. The text above reads: "When you go to bed after watching a scary movie."

ur momy

ISSAC TIBBITS if u know him then u know him

The image shows a meme with a photo of Donald Trump. Above his head is the text 'WHEN YOU GO TO BED WITH PERFECT HAIR' and below 'AND WAKE UP LIKE THIS'. Donald Trump's hair is messy.

Heroin Monkey

A child's drawing on a piece of paper. The text reads: "I heard what you and dad were doing last night. Stop." Below this, there are two drawings, each in a separate box labeled "my room" and "mom's room." The drawing in "my room" depicts a stick figure standing with a speech bubble that says, "what the heel" while the drawing in "mom's room" depicts two stick figures in bed.

♢ Shy Dragon ♢

Two cartoon dogs are lying in bed. The dog on the left looks tired. The dog on the right is in a restless pose. Text above them reads "Sleeping with your toddler is like sharing your bed with a drunk octopus looking for its car keys." The source @blueydudes is printed at the bottom of the image.

Anonymous

A person wearing a straitjacket is sitting on a bed in a padded room. The text overlay says "I got too silly".

Heroin Monkey

$The image shows a video with 5 figures resembling Hitler standing on a white bed. The figures wear similar brown coats with red, green, and purple variations. Above the video, there is a text saying, "Me: \"Why do I keep on having strange thoughts? It's almost like I'm going crazy.\" The videos I watch at 2 am:". Below the video, there is the text "5 Little Hitlers are jumping on the bed".$

Gummibääääär

A four-panel comic strip shows a person in bed, first trying to sleep while a brain asks a question, then the person says 'yes' and asks the brain to 'shut up'. In the next panel, the brain questions why the person drank a liter of cola before bed, and the final panel shows the person awake with wide eyes.

CallMeLyxi

Childhood fears

The image is split into two parts. The left side contains the text: "My mom: Sleep tight. Don't let the bed bugs bite. Me after accidentally sleeping loose:". On the right side, there's a picture of a white cat with black spots on its head being grabbed by a large, orange toy with red tentacles, resembling a monster.

Chunke Monke

A man is lying in a hospital bed with an oxygen tube in his nose. A text overlay above his head reads, "Dying lit🔥".

DAP ME UP

Rate my daily schedule

The image shows a daily schedule. It lists activities from waking up at 6 AM to going to sleep at 3 or 4 AM, including school, meals, chores, and walking the dog. It also mentions snacks, specifically "3 grilled cheeses on hamburger buns."

Rylee ੈ♡˳

A child with a thinking expression on his face. The text says: "When your parents tell you not to jump on your bed, but you hear them jumping on their bed at 2am."

CaptainEgg75

A cartoon character with red hair and a silly expression is lying in bed with a book next to him.

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a muscular man standing over a woman in a hospital bed. The man is saying, "WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU LOST THE BABY?" Below, the text reads, "GO FIND IT".

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