Beastiality jokes

What is the Twilight series about?

A girl's choice between necrophilia and bestiality.

My sister lost two things today:

1: Her virginity.

2: Her job at the zoo.

You know I really love going to school and meeting my crush.

All I have to do is go to the Africa section.

Why are most West Virginians going to hell?

Their favorite pastimes (inbreeding and bestiality) are an abomination unto the Lord.