Batcave jokes

I would rather do my own laundry, not my uncle's laundry, because I ain't no damn butler like Alfred from Batman. I don't live in no damn Batcave by Gotham tity.

Where would Batman get his freak on at? The Batcave or the bat strip club?

Kid: "I wish I could be like Batman!"

Genie: "Wish granted!"

When the kid gets home, both of his parents are dead.

Why do orphans like Batman? They are 50% like him.

That awkward moment you try to relate to Batman by killing your parents.

Q. What walks through alleys and has a hole in it?

A. Batman's parents.

What would Batman do if he wasn't rich?

He would be robin.