Batcave jokes

Where would Batman get his freak on at? The Batcave or the bat strip club?

I would rather do my own laundry, not my uncle's laundry, because I ain't no damn butler like Alfred from Batman. I don't live in no damn Batcave by Gotham tity.

7000+ bats.

Imagine if Batman had a family reunion!

Me imagining how Batman's hairline looks like.

Nobody: Me: His hairline kinda do look like a Batman symbol.

What does Batman have that Superman doesn't?

The ability to visit his biological parents' grave.