BASIC jokes
Sex is basically math. You add the bed. Subtract the clothes. Divide the legs to multiply inside.
A man had moved to a new country with his dog and with basic understanding of the language. One day he heard people talking about a place for dogs, so he took his dog there, telling them he wanted his dog to be groomed.
The man behind the counter responded with "yes happy dog, come back in little hours." So the man left and came back a couple hours later. When he asked about his dog, he was given a box of jerky. He found out "Happy Dog" was the name of the place where dogs become food.
Little girls are like basic math. If they're under 13, you do them in your head.
The twin towers were basically Angry Birds but in real life.
When your mom pulls the "I put food on the table, I put clothes on your back, I put a roof over your head" card.
Pokémon
the rick roll lol
if i had 8 good women what does that mean
This is me.
Community talk
Istfg if i get grounded for a month bc i couldn't make up work i didn't get to do yesterday.
Story time! Yesterday i was going to stay after for a club and a teacher, but i didn't know they were having a meeting during 8th period soo nothing got done and i ended up doing nothing but being on the site. Today i was going to stay after and do the work and i call my step-mom and told her that i didn't know the teachers had a meeting during 8th period. She tells me I'M grounded and go home, so i am basically doing nothing at home-
looking for a obsessive girlfriend that will literally do anything for me, I need someone that is really obsessive like really to the point your entire mood depends on me and I'm the only person you would want to talk to and you will lose all of your friends and completely stop talking to anybody else than me, and block all of your friends, your family, basically ANYONE you know just for me, must completely obey what I ask and listen, like really obsessed to the point you get upset when we both stop talking, you must give me a lot of compliments everyday too, like alotttt, like writing essays of how worthless you would be without me and shii, if you're interested DM me asap
I hate my life lolz okay so even though I made a giant ass deal about it, im not les.. im.. close it's something called Homoflexible, it's kind of a weird name. Basically, its like pan with a huge preference. Like, id date 90% girls and 10% guys, genderfluid, and non binary. Sorry for making a huge deal, about it, sexuality is really confusing.. thoughts of being with men still kind of make me sick, but my brains willing to make exceptions, like... idk hwo to explain. its a rare thought, because i did think about it. how did i love alain so much if i dotn like guys? and some other factors too. Anyways, im still gay as fuck.