BASIC jokes
God died for your sins, so basically if you don't sin then Jesus died for nothing.
What's 2+2?
4.
Did you know that..
Studies show 9 in 10 Americans do not have basic math skills.
Oh, thank god I'm in that 1%.
A girl was going through some really bad health issues at her house. It got so bad that she had to be rushed to the hospital.
Her husband found out about this after work and went to check on her. When he got there, the desk lady immediately pointed down the hall to a doctor. The guy walked up to the doctor, "Are you the one taking care of my wife?" The doctor glanced away from his papers, "Yes, that would be me, but I am afraid that she is in very bad condition. I have bad news and good news. The bad news is that she will have to be wheeled around in a wheelchair. Also, she can't eat normally. Taking care of her will become very hard. Basically, it will be like taking care of a big baby." Shocked, the guy says, "Wait, if that's the bad news, than what is the good news?" The doctor goes, "I'm just kidding with you, she died!"
Half the damn girls on this site bruh
justin bever be like in ohio
When your mom pulls the "I put food on the table, I put clothes on your back, I put a roof over your head" card.
Isn’t this card just great?(if I revamp it I’m gonna make it more pathetic lmao)
DOGE POKÉMON CARD!!!
when charmander gets old
Community talk
Istfg if i get grounded for a month bc i couldn't make up work i didn't get to do yesterday.
Story time! Yesterday i was going to stay after for a club and a teacher, but i didn't know they were having a meeting during 8th period soo nothing got done and i ended up doing nothing but being on the site. Today i was going to stay after and do the work and i call my step-mom and told her that i didn't know the teachers had a meeting during 8th period. She tells me I'M grounded and go home, so i am basically doing nothing at home-
looking for a obsessive girlfriend that will literally do anything for me, I need someone that is really obsessive like really to the point your entire mood depends on me and I'm the only person you would want to talk to and you will lose all of your friends and completely stop talking to anybody else than me, and block all of your friends, your family, basically ANYONE you know just for me, must completely obey what I ask and listen, like really obsessed to the point you get upset when we both stop talking, you must give me a lot of compliments everyday too, like alotttt, like writing essays of how worthless you would be without me and shii, if you're interested DM me asap
I hate my life lolz okay so even though I made a giant ass deal about it, im not les.. im.. close it's something called Homoflexible, it's kind of a weird name. Basically, its like pan with a huge preference. Like, id date 90% girls and 10% guys, genderfluid, and non binary. Sorry for making a huge deal, about it, sexuality is really confusing.. thoughts of being with men still kind of make me sick, but my brains willing to make exceptions, like... idk hwo to explain. its a rare thought, because i did think about it. how did i love alain so much if i dotn like guys? and some other factors too. Anyways, im still gay as fuck.