Ballot jokes

What do Japanese men do when they vote?

They have an erection.

To teach kids about democracy, I let them vote on dinner. They picked tacos.

Then I made pizza because they don’t live in a swing state.

Voting is like doing a group project in school.

I did my part, but I’m worried the rest of you are going to fuck this up.

I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

Why are Republicans supporting giving felons the right to vote?

Because their own personal jeebus is a felon!

Donald: "If I lose this election, I will leave the country."

Joe: "Bi den"

Ball so hard! 😂🤣

At baseball practice...

"Hey John, did you bring the bucket of balls?"

"No, but I got two right here."