Ballot jokes

Voting is like doing a group project in school.

I did my part, but I’m worried the rest of you are going to fuck this up.

To teach kids about democracy, I let them vote on dinner. They picked tacos.

Then I made pizza because they don’t live in a swing state.

What do Japanese men do when they vote?

They have an erection.

What do you call ball drama?

What is baseball?

Balls are annoying. They just bounce and never keep still.

Balls.