Ballot jokes

Voting is like doing a group project in school.

I did my part, but I’m worried the rest of you are going to fuck this up.

What do Japanese men do when they vote?

They have an erection.

How does someone with Down's Syndrome vote?

Through a special ballot.

To teach kids about democracy, I let them vote on dinner. They picked tacos.

Then I made pizza because they don’t live in a swing state.

What do you call ball drama?

What is baseball?

Balls are annoying. They just bounce and never keep still.

My boyfriend and I were playing baseball last night with some of our friends. Halfway through the game we took a break and he asked me to hold his balls for him whilst he went to the toilet.

All our friends were shocked when I went into the boys' bathroom with him.